Hey Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl fan here. It’s hard to believe that our one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite, turned 10 years old this week. It feels like it was only just yesterday that Blair Waldorf was bullying children on the steps of the Met. It is safe to say that most of us are at the point of the semester where we just want to either curl up in bed and watch Gossip Girl instead of studying, or going out with friends to put behind the stressful week. In honor of getting to that breaking point, and Gossip Girl turning 10, here is a night out at Midtown, narrated by the one and only Miss Blair Waldorf.

1. When the group chat explodes with tonight's plans

You've had two tests this week, you deserve this.

2. Going Out on Thursday when you have an 8 am discussion on Friday

Being the only one of your friends with Friday classes is definitely a bummer, but it’s Ladies Night, Mama didn’t raise a quitter.

3. Matching your lip stick to your body suit, knowing full well it will be all over you mouth in two hours

That $30 lip kit you ordered should have had a warning label about pizza/cute boys.

4. Getting that Insta-worthy picture with your best friend

Your camera roll is full, your battery is dying, and you may have scraped your knee in the process, but hey: your Instagram is fire right now.

5. Meeting up with the rest of your squad after pregaming

Just going to leave this one right here.

6. Getting to Midtown an hour too early

Technically a Serena quote, but is Blair Waldorf really Blair Waldorf without Serena van der Woodsen by her side?

7. Seeing the guy you gave your number to last week, but with someone else

Sorry S, we've all been there.

8. Devouring everything in your kitchen when you get home

Pizza was made for eating at 2 in the morning, right?

9. Finally getting into bed and calling it a night

If your bed isn't your hardest goodbye and your easiest hello, then you're lying.