It's an experience that many would die for: spending a night out on the town with the one and only Kanye West. What would it be like? Would he drunkenly spit some amazing rhymes? Would he drunk call Bruce Jenner? Would he tell you what his beautiful, dark, twisted fantasy is? It's time to find out. This is a night out with Kanye.

You'll start out by suggesting a few of your favorite bars. But Kanye isn't interested in your ideas. He's thinking bigger.

He has a better idea. His buddy is throwing the party of the year. It's going to be crazy. You in?

You agree, and you both head over to the party. Classic Kanye: he makes a grand entrance.

It doesn't take long for Kanye to take over duties as DJ. And what does Kanye enjoy jamming out to the most? Well, Kanye West, of course.

Now Kanye has something to vibe to.

That's when things start turning up. Kanye steals the show and becomes the center of attention on the dance floor. 

When people start chanting that they want him to rap, Kanye doesn't let them down. The only problem is: he drags you up on stage to be his hype man.

Kanye finishes up a few verses and makes a dramatic exit.

He then finds his buddy, who offers the both of you some bright colored pills. Hesitantly, you politely decline. Kanye is not amused by your lack of adventurous spirit. 

Being the risk taker that he is, Kanye pops a couple of those pills. Then things get weird.

Kanye starts speaking in French. And the ladies love it. 

You realize you stand no chance trying to woo a girl tonight when you're hanging out with a French-speaking Yeezy. 

So it turns out Kanye isn't really a bro. You're upset, but Kanye doesn't understand why anyone wouldn't love him.

The paparazzi show up, and instead of assaulting them, Kanye just keeps having the time of his life. 

All of the commotion attracts the attention of the police, and they come to bust the party. But then they realize Kanye West is there, so they join in the festivities. 

It's getting pretty late, and it has been an exhausting night, so you tell Kanye you want to head home. Luckily he's a reasonable guy, so he agrees.

The next morning, extremely hungover, you get a phone call. It's Kanye. It's 8 a.m. He has a plan. It's 8 a.m., and he has a plan.

Round 2 tonight? You try to reason with Ye, telling him about all the work you have to do. But he makes some valid arguments.

You have no idea what the night is going to have in store for you, but you know that there is never a dull moment when you're partying with Kanye West.