If you're a Jayhawk, your night out might go something like this...
You really shouldn't be going out this Thursday, but your roommates talk you into it.
Despite your best efforts to stay strong, you give in. Damn it.
You and your friends try to nail down game plan for the night.
After much confusion, someone suggests The Hawk. Okay, you could dabble.
You all agree it's the best option.
Okay, now you're pumped.
Half-priced doubles here you come!
You realize it's getting late and your killer outfit you'd envisioned for the night seems to be nonexistent.
This is concerning to say the least.
Fast forward an hour: BADD duty picks you up and you're finally on your way.
Thank God, it's a been a long week.
When you arrive and see the line to get in.
Is this a sick joke?
But your homie is working the door and lets you cut the line. Cue the death stares from every girl already waiting.
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
You realize there's no cover.
Rejoice. You knew there was a reason Thursdays are your favorite day of the week.
You walk into the Pine and immediately notice your new crush standing by the bar.
Okay, okay.
Your night definitely just got a whole lot better.
Or more interesting, at least.
Obviously you and your BFF have to giggle about how cute he is.
On the way downstairs some girl spills her drink on your new booties.
Absolutely not.
You and your friend poke your head into the Boom to try to measure its level of ratchetness.
About an eleven out of ten, as usual. Yup, Tini it is.
"My eyes!"
The line for the Tini is painfully long.
After finally being let into the Tini, you saunter down the hallway and open to door to see that all of your friends are already here.
When you realize that more than one bae is in the Tini.
We have a problem.
Including your ex. Your and your BFF just have to glare at him.
But then you get distracted because you see your freshman year roomie.
A bear hug is absolutely necessary. "OMG I miss you so much!"
It's now about this time of the night.
Yet you're still down to have a good time.
"Sugar, We're Goin Down" comes on.
Classic Tini jam, time to dance.
And obviously you have a get on a table.
That's what raised surfaces are for, right?
When your BFF finds her bae.
It's fine, you don't need a boy.
Seriously, you're fine.
No seriously.
But then that really cute guy from your English class asks if you want a drink.
*Blushes*
And then your friend says it's time to go.
"But the night is still young!"
The lights go on and you realize that the night is, in fact, not young at all but instead 1:30 A.M.
Sad face.
So, you tell The Hawk goodbye.
Until tomorrow, that is.
On the walk home, the gang stops to take a pic in the Chi O fountain.
What's that we said back in high school, YOLO?
While trying to decide what food to order.
Yup, pizza it is.
"I'll take a large cream cheese pepperoni, please."
You then remember you have leftover Jimmy John's in the fridge, but find out your roommate ate it while you were downstairs getting the pizza.
"You're kidding, right?"
No, this is actually tragic.
You needed that Totally Tom in your life right now.
While eating your pizza and sulking about your sandwich, you recall a faint memory of something you did that night.
Yeah, let's pretend that didn't happen.
The next morning, your friends remind you of that thing you did.
"Are you sure..."
Okay, it's all coming back now.
Crap.
You come to a conclusion.
Never again.
You realize you have class in 15 minutes.
Thursdays, man.
