So I just finished binge watching New Girl and one of the most valuable lessons that I have learned from that show is this: Nick Miller is the sassiest man alive and we all need to get on his level. Here's why: he has his own weird habits of living his life, he doesn't care what anyone else thinks of him or his weird habits, he won't change for anyone (spoiler alert--not even Jess), he is brutally honest with everyone--he just tells it like it is all of the time--and since he refuses to change, he tends to be a bit stubborn, too. Despite all of the negativity that sass can bring, Nick Miller is still an incredible man who will do anything for the people that he really loves and cares about (especially Jess).
So without further ado, here are the twenty reasons why Nick Miller is the sassiest man alive and why you can't get on his level of sass. And I hope one day to find my own Nick Miller; once you see why, you'll want your own Nick Miller, too!
1. He knows that people suck and he's not afraid to say it:
2. He puts his laziness above everything else:
3. He is not afraid to be brutally honest:
4. He is not afraid of showing off his manliness:
5. He can't handle all of the attention that people give him:
6. There is hardly ever a time when he is not being sarcastic:
7. He knows how good he looks and he likes to shove it into everyone else's faces:
8. Sometimes people can't handle how good he looks (including Jess):
9. Even though he may act like an emotional female at times, he knows that he is not one biologically:
10. If you don't agree with his amazing opinions, then watch out:
11. He understands all of our pain with doors:
12. No caption needed--just look at the way he puts that flower in his hair:
13. He is not afraid of telling people what he wants to do:
14. He is not afraid of telling people how he truly feels:
15. Again, he puts his couch time above everything else:
16. He wants to make sure that everyone else knows how lazy he is:
17. He is not even close to being a mature adult yet and he knows it:
18. He likes the simple things in life, and when something gets in the way of that routine, he gets extra sassy:
19. Since he is not nice to a lot of people, he is confused as to why people are being nice to him:
20. He will say the most random comments at the most random times, yet he knows that he is making a valid point:
And finally, Nick's famous moon walk (he does this whenever he is nervous or covering up a lie since he is such a bad liar) is the cherry on top of his sass:
