For all my fellow "New Girl" lovers, I think we can all agree that nothing compares to Schmidt's quirky, unpredictable personality on the show. From fashion tips to love lives, Schmidt always has an opinion and is never afraid to voice it in unique ways. As a typical procrastination technique, I've decided to use my A1 binge-watching skills and relate them to the college lifestyle. Here's a look at the typical week of a college student accompanied by some quality GIFs of our favorite "New Girl" character, Schmidt.
Waking up and realizing it's Monday and you haven't done your homework.
What kind of professor makes an assignment due on Sunday at midnight and actually expects students to submit it in on time?
All your professors schedule exams or papers due on the same day.
It's as if they all congregate together and diabolically plan how to make every student's schedule a living hell.
And as if things couldn't get any worse, the high school students come to tour and take over the dining halls.
I just want to eat in peace. Not to mention the tease of decently good food on tour days.
Your friends try to console you while you complain about the amount of work you've procrastinated on.
No one understands the pain of finally being forced to do your work, no matter how universal a problem it is.
Your parents call to check in and ask how the semester is going.
It's as if you can feel the disappointed glare through the phone.
You hit that Wednesday hump and you have to give yourself a pep talk to make it through the week.
You're halfway there, but you still need that extra push to keep going.
When you check the price tag on practically anything.
We're all guilty of online shopping during lectures, but sometimes the sting of expensive items is worse than the boring PowerPoint in class.
On the bright side, you find out you passed that exam you didn't study for at all.
There's really no better feeling in the world.
You made it to Thursday!
Whether you go out on a "Thirsty Thursday" or not, it's still one step closer to the end of the week and that is a reason to be happy.
When it's finally the weekend.
TGIF! Am I right?
You see your crush across the dance floor.
And your friends obnoxiously try to push you to talk to them.
But you have to help your friend who is talking to the creepy frat boy.
Hey, we're all guilty of wearing drunk goggles at some point.
You order drunk pizza.
This is inevitably the most anticipated part of the night and the best part of going out.
When you interrogate your friends about last night.
There's nothing better than learning about all your friend's triumphs and regrets of a wild night.
But then you hear about some of the stuff you did last night...
Oops?
Unfortunately, the weekend has gone too fast and you realize it's Sunday already.
Honestly, where did the weekend go?
And the cycle starts all over again.
Back on that school grind.
But, even though life can get tough sometimes, just put on your kimono and show college who's boss!
Because let's face it...
Whenever you're feeling down and defeated, just channel your inner-Schmidt and conquer each week as it comes.
