"You don't like my style... that's fine... but I'm not going to change who I am. So you're just going to have to deal with it and respect it."

"You can't escape destiny! She comes for us all that relentless bitch!" 

"Look, if Taylor Swift can live alone in New York, just think what you can do."

"I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. That doesn't mean I'm not smart and tough and strong!"

"And if you wanna get with me, you're gonna have to get with my friends. And that's a Spice Girls song."

"Well, I guess I can't hide my crazy." 

"I'm gonna have fun because there's nothing wrong with who I am."

"Who's gonna... lay a flag down on this sweet, sweet continent?" 

"Pink wine makes me slutty."

"I'm single and sufficient." 

"If I hang out with you, I'm going to fall in love with you. It's just how I am, I can't separate things out." 

"You know what happens to people who keep it all inside? They get old, and they get sad, and they get weird."

"I don't play by your rules! I can drink at 11... A.M..."

"I'm always the one who loves more. That's my thing."

"You can run away from your problems, but you're just going to find new ones that pop up."