"Bob's Burgers" is probably my favorite show of all time. Partly because it's hilarious, and partly because Tina Belcher is my absolute spirit animal. Tina is a pubescent rollercoaster and seems to experience the same emotions I do on a daily basis. That is why I decided she would be the perfect person to describe the crazy week I had.
Sunday
Sunday was a day of simply preparing for the long week to come.
Monday
I had the literal definition of a Monday last week. It began with me bombing a test I actually studied really hard for. It started out so promising and ended so terribly.
Then the unthinkable happened: I lost my phone. I searched high and low and couldn't find it anywhere. It took about 30 minutes to start going into complete mental breakdown mode.
Tuesday
I spent Tuesday morning in the Verizon store trying to fix my phone issue, where they proceeded to tell me I would have to go without a phone for the rest of the day.
That night, I danced all of my sorrows away at a party that my friend had at his house. For a while I was dancing on my own, but since when does that matter?
Wednesday
Wednesday was better for the most part. I finally got a new phone, which supplied me with the energy I needed to continue living life that day.
I also had a sort of date night with someone that I have been hanging out with lately.
All went well, but this guy's trend is to refrain from making a move at all costs. After instigating each of our dates/ hang outs/ movie nights/ not really a date because we don't necessarily want to date each other, I refused to kiss him rather than the other way around. Somehow I am always wearing the pants in my relationships/ not relationships.
Thursday
Only one thing mattered on Thursday: the darty. My cousin and I are huge fans of day parties. We waited for this day all week and boy was it worth it.
I'm pretty sure this next one is a literal impression of me trying to dance.
Friday
Friday was a whirlwind. My family threw my grandmother a surprise birthday party, so after class, I booked it to Charlotte and helped put the whole thing on. On the way to Charlotte, I had a random realization: I'm pretty happy being single.
The party didn't end until around 11 p.m. and I had to drive back to Boone afterward for an event happening at 7 a.m. the next morning. When I got there around 1 a.m., I was pretty proud of myself for having the dedication to exhaust myself just to cater to all of my obligations.
Saturday
Saturday was spring open house. This means my organization gives tours to groups of over 30 people at a time until people simply stop showing up. Since I went to bed late the night before and had to get up around 5:30 a.m., I was pretty delirious. I drowned myself in coffee.
By 9:30 a.m., I was pretty much losing my mind. I was completely exhausted. There were several times when I would laugh at something but my laughter would somehow turn into tears. I was an absolute train wreck, but I committed to giving Appalachian's prospective students the best tour I possibly could. Keeping this in mind, I rallied on until we were dismissed.
I slept as long as I could until I was due at a party that I attend every year with a group of friends. What was a few more hours of pretending I wasn't about to fall asleep standing up?
Here's to what will hopefully be a less hectic week!
