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My Top 10 Best Tweets

Yup, I'm actually promoting my own Twitter.

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My Top 10 Best Tweets
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There are a lot of funny people in this world and I’d like to consider myself one. Of course, so do most people. However, most people wouldn’t write an article showcasing why they think they’re funny with proof from their Twitter. But me? I have no shame. In fact, I have so little shame, I’m willing to exploit myself to all my (five) readers by sharing with them some of my best/funniest/relatable tweets of all time. Am I aware that most people won’t find me as funny as I do? Yes. Do I sound like a total douche-B for saying on more than one occasion in this article alone that I think I’m hilarious? Yes, 100%. Do I care? Eh, not really. I might later when people start telling me I’m not funny, but I’m willing to chance it if I make a few people chuckle. Or at the very least exhale loudly in amusement.

1. This is a warning to my future husband

If you don’t know what this song is, you probably won’t understand why it’s funny. I recommend to everyone out there to watch it now. It’ll change your life.


2. Breasts: the catchall for everything


3. Corrupting the elderly one text at a time


4. And this one, when I corrupt her with the youth's language

You know that scene in “The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement” when Queen Clarisse exclaims “Shut up!” in a courtroom and her right-hand man, the Prime Minister, has to explain to the room full of old men what “shut up” means to Americans? I felt like the Prime Minister in this instance.


5. This incredibly NSFS (not safe for school) tweet

I’d like to apologize to the College of Charleston baseball team for my public objectification of them. If only their skin was less tan and asses weren’t so tight.


6. This incredibly clever pun

I can actually feel your eyes rolling at this one.


7. When a menu got too relatable

This is quite possibly my best tweet of all time ever.


8. This one goes out to all my "Twilight" lovers

#TeamEdward4Life


9. It's not just for cooking


10. This one needs no explanation


Give me a follow, guys. I’m always providing quality content.

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