Wow, where do I even begin? My love for you began at a young age, but really took hold during high school. I'm sorry for that. My mom even encouraged our relationship and now I can't even live without you. I know (and am constantly reminded) that there is really nothing good about you. In fact, in a lot of ways you aren't good for me at all.

I start each morning with you and I can't function until we are together. I bring you to class with me (especially the long ones). I have lunch with you every day. On the bad days, I can always count on you and on the best days, you are even better. We get together multiple times a day and it is always my favorite part. My friends always expect you to be with me and even though they tease, they know how important our relationship is.

I'm not sure what I would do without you, Diet Coke. Thanks for providing me with my caffeine kick each day and for making my mornings manageable. I'm sorry I'm so obsessed with you. I promise I'll be your most loyal customer forever.