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My Life as told by Horoscope Posts

Yes, I am a Pisces. Yes, I am THAT sensitive.

Isa Cournoyer
Dec 30, 2016
Iowa State University
72
My Life as told by Horoscope Posts
Wellness Today

I've been called a lot of things. Funny. Sweet. A straight fleeky person (okay maybe not). But I don't think I've ever agreed with someone more than I agree with horoscope definitions. You know, the ones that tell you what kind of pizza you are, or how you would murder someone. I follow @horoscopepost.s on Instagram, and the pictures they post could not be more accurate!! So, I thought I'd compile some of my favorite self-descriptions, as told by the zodiac signs.

1. Organization

I will do my laundry with no problem at all, but it's putting it away that gets me. P.S. Have you seen my bed?

2. Falling

I fall asleep so often I know some of the best napping spots on campus. Hmmm...

3. Flirting

I'm also very bad at telling when someone is flirting with me, which apparently happens kinda often??? I dunno.

4. Harmful or harmless?

Some people have resting b*tch face; I have resting baby face. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

5. Who to call

Hit me up if you're ever down to get froyo. Or I'm always down for appetizers and advice too. ;)

6. Characteristics

You don't get anywhere by politely asking people stuff. You have to hound them. Afterwards though, I always say thank you.


7. Surprises

I especially love surprises that involve food. I'm a foodie!


8. How the signs will kill you

I've watched enough Scandal that I'm basically a part of B-613 and can make it look like a heart attack. But I wouldn't though, because...

9. Sin


I'm a precious Sinnamon Roll. Cinna* is for posers.


10. If they care

Pay me in food and I'll care about anything really..

11. Squad

I said I have resting baby face, but that doesn't mean I can't be a pop-up B from time to time. hehehe

12. Hiding emotions

Yes, I am a Pisces. Yes, I am THAT sensitive. But I'll fake it 'til I make it - unless I have a breakdown first.

So there you have it. I read some others that didn't quite make the cut, but so far I've been described as marshmallow fluff, over-protective, and a child at heart. All of which, I deem to be pretty spot on. What's your sign, and do you agree with how you've been defined? Let me know!

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