It's that time of the month again, everybody. February has come and gone in a blink of an eye and let me tell you...a lot of sh*t has been happening. It's a short month; that's how February gets you. One minute love is in the air and the next, spring break plans are being finalized. There's not even enough time to breathe. But...I definitely had enough time to Tweet.
How about you all take a gander at what I think are my funniest Tweets in February. And...if you want to check it out for yourself...give this a click. Enjoy!
I got some inspiration form one of my previous articles if you couldn't tell. There's just something about a devious and sweaty Brad Pitt that knows how to make a person feel something.
It's the ultimate college struggle searching for quarters under the seat of your car but let me tell you that Baja Blast was crafted by the Gods.
It's true! My chubby little man hands would not be a good look chopping up onions.
If anybody has any ideas as to what the rules would be, let a girl know.
Remember!? You ask your older friend to make a liquor store run and when they arrive at your dorm you attempt to fit a 30 pack in your backpack as quickly as possible. What a time that was.
I don't know if anybody knew this about me but I'm really into One Direction. The way his hair flowed in the wind and his eyes peered into my soul really got my heart racing.
Ask the kid I drove home from class the other day. Add that to the list of embarrassing things I've done in front of cute boys.
I'm starting the #intern series. This was a good moment.
I mean...I've got some feelings about the Oscars too. Come to me 1990s Leo...come to me.
Would they be offended? Turned on? Willing to help a girl out? I want to lose three pounds.
Sometimes you just gotta go your own way.
Bottom eyeliner. Greasy hair. A blank expression. I lived a rough life.
Tip: Don't watch this under the influence of any substance.
I'm not even a big "Harry Potter" fan but how cool would this be!? If anybody knows people in high up places pitch them this idea. I don't even need credit. I just want justice for my man Hagrid.
Just you wait...just you wait.
I might have gotten into a fight at Green Turtle. There might be a video of it. Not my best moment but, nonetheless, I'm proud of getting into at least one bar fight before I graduated.
#SeniorYear
I've said it before and I'll say it again...I suggest you all click this and hit that follow button.
Trust me, I'm hilarious.
