I am awful with lyrics. Let me rephrase that: I am awful at understanding what people say in songs. If I know lyrics, I will know them until I die. Today I was listening to a song and after looking up the lyrics, realized that they were not what I thought they were. I decided to compile a small sample list of some of my favorite misheard lyrics of mine. Some of these I misheard the artist and some of them were just words I made up to fill space. Either way, they are entertaining. Enjoy!

1. “Say My Name” – Destiny’s Child

Actual Lyric: “Why can’t you just tell the truth.”

My Lyric: “Rocky chews stellar shoes.”

2. “Breakeven (Falling To Pieces)” – The Script

Actual Lyric: “What am I supposed to say when I’m all choked up and you’re OK.”

My Lyric: “What am I supposed to say when I’m aunch your dove and you’re okay.”

3. “Breaking Free” – High School Musical

Actual Lyric: “More than you, more than me. Not a want, but a need.”

My Lyric: “More than you, more than me. Not a want, but a be.”

4. “Sit Still, Look Pretty” – Daya

Actual Lyric: “The only thing a boy's gonna give a girl for free is captivity.”

My Lyric: “The only thing a boy's gonna give a girl for free is from Tiffany.”

5. “Man! I Feel Like A Woman” – Shania Twain

Actual Lyric: “Ain’t gonna act politically correct.”

My Lyric: “Ain’t gonna have no little people breakin’.”

6. "Ain’t It Fun” – Paramore

Actual Lyric: “See it's easy to ignore trouble, when you’re living in a bubble.”

My Lyric: “See it's easy to ignore trouble, when you’re living in a pond.”

7. “Classic”—MKTO

Actual Lyric: “I wanna thrill you like Michael.”

My Lyric: “I wanna do you like Michael.”

8. “Love Yourself” – Justin Bieber

Actual Lyric: “Never felt so low when I was vulnerable.”

My Lyric: “Never felt so low when I was on a boat.”

9. “Can’t Stop the Feeling” – Justin Timberlake

Actual Lyric: “Got that sunshine in my pocket”

My Lyric: “Got a Wocket in my pocket.”

10. “Thy Word” – Church Hymn

Actual Lyric: “Thy word is a lamp unto my feet and a light unto my path.”

My Lyric: “Thy word is a lamb unto my feet and a light unto my calf.”

11. “Baby It’s Cold Outside” – Any rendition

Actual Lyric: “I've gotta get home (but baby, you'd freeze out there)/ Say lend me a coat (it's up to your knees out there).”

My Lyric: “I've gotta get home(but baby, you'd freeze out there)/ Say lend me a COMB (it's up to your knees out there)

12. “Naturally” – Selena Gomez

Actual Lyric: “It’s intuitive. You don’t have to try.”

My Lyric: “Listen to it if you don’t have to try.”