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10 Approaches Guys Use On Tinder That Make You Roll Your Eyes And/Or Giggle

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1. The "I Obviously Played High School Football" Guy

This guy only has photos in his high school football jersey. He doesn't play any college sports, though. It sucks to peak in high school.

2. The "I Couldn't Take A Selfie If My Life Depended On It" Guy

Most guys suck at selfies, but some guys are ESPECIALLY bad at them. This guy only has photos of himself that look like they were taken by a blind toddler.

3. The "I Definitely Just Got Out Of A Long-Term Relationship" Guy

This guy has TONS of photos where he obviously cropped out his ex-girlfriend. No judgies for this, but... That's a ballsy move.

4. The "Obviously Must Be A Car" Guy

I get it, some guys are just really proud of their cars. And that's fine. But when the only photos on your Tinder profile are of your car... Re-evaluate the pictures you chose.

5. The "We Get It, You Drink A Lot" Guy

This guy's first photo is of him shotgunning a beer, his second is of him doing a beer bong, and his third is of him taking shots. Obvious repercussions aside, he's probably a pretty fun dude.

6. The "I'm Great With Kids" Guy

When creating his Tinder profile, this guy probably thought "What do women love more than anything? Kids." This isn't fool-proof, though, guys. Any time I see this guy, I swipe left.

7. The "Let Me Bribe You With Pets" Guy

This guy's first photo is of his dog. JUST his dog.

8. The "Guess Which One I Am" Guy

This guy only has group photos. Sorry, bud, but I'm not playing "Guess Who?" with your Tinder profile.

9. The "I Can Provide For You In An Apocalypse" Guy

This is the guy you see holding a fish or something else that he's killed. He's proving his masculinity and ability to provide for you in extreme circumstances.

10. The "I'm SUPER Married" Guy

This guy has a bunch of photos with his face blurred out. SO sketchy.

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1. The "I Obviously Played High School Football" Guy

2. The "I Couldn't Take A Selfie If My Life Depended On It" Guy

3. The "I Definitely Just Got Out Of A Long-Term Relationship" Guy

4. The "Obviously Must Be A Car" Guy

5. The "We Get It, You Drink A Lot" Guy

6. The "I'm Great With Kids" Guy

7. The "Let Me Bribe You With Pets" Guy

8. The "Guess Which One I Am" Guy

9. The "I Can Provide For You In An Apocalypse" Guy

10. The "I'm SUPER Married" Guy

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College athletes, it's time we talk about sports hygiene.

1. It's just the basics.

2. Just an easy tip.

3. As a college student, I get it.

4. Time to be real.

5. Shower right after.

6. Another get real moment.

7. Take home your clothes.

8. Be nice!

9. Disinfect!

10. Just keep up with yourself.

What would I do without my mom?

1. “Good luck today! I believe in you and always will.”

2. “Everything will be OK.”

3. “Do you want to come home for the weekend?”

4. “Don’t stress! Stress causes pimples and we don’t want that!”

5. “Look out for a care package coming in the mail.”

6. “You are so bright; I know you can get through this."

7. “Take a break and relax for a little, you’ve been working so hard.”

8. “Go out with your friends, have some fun. Use your card, I will refill it.”

9. “Take a deep breath.”

10. “Everything will work out the way it's supposed to.”

11. "I love you."

She's got your back with everything that college throws at you.

1. Doctor.

2. Nutritionist.

3. Personal trainer.

4. Tutor.

5. Stylist.

6. Babysitter.

7. Therapist.

Just some relatable college student advice! Yes, you aren’t the only one!

1. Don’t buy Textbooks the first week of class.

2. Ratemyprofessor.com! PLEASE use it!

3. Don’t wear your lanyard or ID around your neck, it makes it obvious for everyone to know you’re a freshman.

4. Always bring a charger or headphones wherever you go.

5. Don’t miss out on the free food on campus.

6. You don’t always need to dress up…Trust Me!

7. Get More Involved!

8. Don’t feel pressured to hook-up with anyone.

9. The Freshman 15 is REAL! Don’t brush it off!

10. It’s OK to say NO!

11. Drinking / Partying doesn’t equal popularity.

12. Try to spend less time in your dorm.

13. It’s OK to change your major!

14. Always take an Uber or Lyft!

15. Never go to a party alone!

16. Start your resume early.

17. Keep your door open when in your room.

18. Get to know your professors.

19. You don’t really need an unlimited meal plan.

20. Procrastinate = LATE!

21. If you need to…sleep!

22. It’s also OK to say ‘no’ to going out all the time!

23. Take advantage of the free stuff on campus!

24. Not everyone in college drinks.

25. Community bathrooms aren’t THAT bad.

26. Please get along with your roommate.

27. Spotify/Apple Music Playlists!

28. Please clean your room frequently!

29. Please Go to Class….You’re paying for it!

30. Do the extra credit!

31. DON’T Pick 8 am Classes!

32. Use the resources on campus.

33. Eat at Dining Halls to save meals or even cook your own food.

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