There are two types of people on this planet: people who hate waking up in the morning, and liars. Okay, maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration but let's be real, that early morning daily grind is tough on everyone. But never fear, "New Girl" understands the struggles of the morning routine.
When your alarm goes off, and all you want to do is sleep
But, alas, a long day of school, work, responsibilities and not sleeping awaits.
So you get out of bed and try to pick an outfit, but it's not going too well ...
Ah yes, the closet full of clothes and nothing to wear.
And suddenly, your favorite article of clothing is somehow missing
Now, what are you supposed to do? Wear normal moccasins? Not a chance.
You contemplate wearing nothing to school![]()
I mean, this works, right?
... and eventually, you just throw some mismatched clothes together and hope for the best
Who cares if your outfit doesn't match? It's art ... or something.
Now for the next big decision: glasses or contacts?
Glasses on? Glasses off?
You decide on glasses
Good choice.
Time to make breakfast
The most important meal of the day!
And you savor every bite of that first meal before the chaos of the day starts
Whether it's scrambled eggs, cereal, or cold pizza from two weeks ago, breakfast is a beautiful thing.
You can't forget that morning caffeine boost
Caffeine (noun.), the nectar of the gods.
Then, your commute starts, which means ...
... shamelessly belting in your car!
Unless you take public transportation, then you just gotta listen to your earbuds and leave the singing to the pros.
You finally get to school or work, and you realize just how exhausted you are
So you count down the hours until you can go home, go to sleep and do the whole thing again tomorrow. Take comfort in the fact that no matter how insane your mornings might be, Jess, Cece, and the boys in the loft are always there for moral support.