Did you miss the American Music Awards? You're in luck! I didn't.
19:07 Okay, I get it, *JLo* can dance. Where's One Direction?
19:10 Soul + R&B Album :: THE WEEKND
19:17 Nick Jonas is wearing a turtle neck sweater under his suit, so there's that.
19:18 Am I the only person who has never heard of Hannah Davis? Why does she get to introduce 5SOS?
19:18 5SOS TIME, YES. After this I can turn the channel, right?
Mikey is a red-head again, Cal is wearing all black, Ash got a haircut and Luke's in all white - and I'm basically that girl they keep showing that's going insane, except I'm alone on my couch.
19:22 Large staircase for Selena Gomez.
I don't think the verdict is in on whether or not I can have her hair.
Are they going to put her down?
19:26 The first of many "Star Wars" commercials...
19:28 Another one...
19:30 Pop/Rock Duo/Group :: ONE DIRECTION
Why did Harry change out of his suit?
19:33 Carrie Underwood time. Ehh. Everyone is sitting down still...
19:36 Demi Lovato. I'm feeling the lipstick.
19:44 Miss Piggy Singing "Hello." This. Needs. To. Stop.
19:45 Why is Chloe wearing clips in her hair like I did in middle school? And in pajamas?
19:46 Why do I have to listen to Megan Trainor sing this song again? It's not like it's not on the radio ever. But my roommates are gawking over her, so I must be in the minority here.
Okay, I do love Charlie Puth.
I want her sparkly dress.
STOP KISSING NOW PLZ.
19:50 Country :: LUKE BRYAN
19:59 Ariana Grande.
This song sounds just like "Problem."
How does she wear those shoes and not fall over?
20:03 Soundtrack :: "PITCH PERFECT 2"
Anna Kendrick wins in my heart for best acceptance speech.
20:11 YAY GIGI, ehh Kylie.
Rap/Hip Hop :: NICKI MINAJ
I guess she won for this album?
(Boo, it's not even her song)
20:13 Zendaya. Yes.
ONE DIRECTION TIME, YES!
PERFECT YES.
Just a bit more than a week until Jingle Ball!
20:18 CLUELESS, YES! I love her.
Gwen Stefani.
Ew.
Where is No Doubt?
20:27 Nick Jonas time.
Gospel Singers. Huh.
20:32 Breakout Artist :: SAM HUNT
20:36 Did I miss Taylor Swift's win for best song of the year, or did they not announce it on TV?
20:40 Yes Shawn yes.
Walk the Moon.
The acoustics sound off...
20:44 Wait, Paula Abdul, are you drunk?
Pop/Rock Female :: ARIANA GRANDE
Surprising.
Wow, she's got incredible skin.
"Ew, I'm crying" - I don't think I've ever related to Ariana more.
20:46 FOB! Yes.
Coldplay.
Nice xylophone action.
20:50 Country Women :: CARRIE UNDERWOOD.
Shocker. I do love that she's thanking Jesus and her awesome cape-dress, though.
20:58 The Weeknd!
FIRE yes.
21:02 Collaboration of the Year :: BIEBS
21:09 Little Big Town
(STOP THE FAKE ACCENT.)
Luke Bryan. All right all right all right.
21:13 TAYLOR LAUTNER, YES! #teamjacob
Macklemore + Ryan Lewis + Leon Bridges.
21:18 Ugh, 5th Harmony. Where is Little Mix?
Alternative :: FALL OUT BOY
I still want to marry Pete.
21:23 Local news :: "You might not have a moist turkey, but you're going to have a wet Thanksgiving."
21:25 Alanis Morissette + Demi.
21:30 Oh hi there, Ellie Goulding, what are you doing with your hair?
Rap/Hip Hop :: NICKI MINAJ
She's uncomfortable.
These categories are confusing.
She looks upset.
21:31 Jared Leto + Paris tribute.
He's quoting one of the best videos of a man who lost his wife - if you haven't watched it, do it.
Celine Dion.
That dress, tho. Can I borrow it for formal?
21:46 Harrison Ford.
I think if I cared a bit more about "Star Wars" this would be cooler, but it's a good thing I love Pentatonix.
She's wearing Leia buns, so the respect is real.
It's weird they've got a band.
21:51 Soul R&B Male :: THE WEEKND
21:57 Artist of the Year :: ONE DIRECTION
THEY'RE SO HAPPY, YES!
22:00 Ciara announcing Justin Bieber, but all i can think of is THIS BEAT IS AUTOMATIC SUPERSONIC...
The audience has large purple glow-sticks, so you can say I'm jealous.
What Do You Mean it's acoustic?! (I sometimes think I'm funny).
I wish I could wear big t-shirts every day. Oh wait. I do.
Where Are You Now?
Why are his songs all questions?
Why is he under a waterfall and now wet and why am I okay with it?
Why is he lip-syncing so obviously?
Wow this looks so cool. I want to jump through the rain with Justin, just saying.
THE END!
