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Who Let Miley Cyrus Wear Clothes?

When a grown woman can't dress herself.

Ravi Patel
Sep 08, 2015
Appalachian State University
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Who Let Miley Cyrus Wear Clothes?
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The VMAs are a time for young musicians to rejoice, to win awards and have a good time. Maybe even launch a presidential campaign?

Regardless, they are an evening dedicated to celebrating musicians. It's not supposed to be a nightmare. It's not supposed to be a scarring. It's not supposed to be a bombardment on your eyes. Instead, someone let Miley Cyrus -- host this year -- dress herself. Who allowed that decision? I am not sure. Whoever this person may be should no longer be allowed to make future decisions.

For those of you who did not see the arsenal of outfits that Miley pranced around the stage in, let's take a look.

1. Balls.

I'd like to think that she went backstage, cut some circles out of her dress, then ran to the nearest pharmacy to purchase some cotton balls which she promptly glued to her dress.

She took the remains cotton balls, ripped them all apart, and placed the creation on top of her head. Just another day in the life of Miley Cyrus.

2. The Pop tart.

The most popular and well known flavor of pop-tart is strawberry. Miley is take a moment here to advertise all other flavors produced. Though her intentions were honest, I don't think that the company wanted her to adorn a super-magical-exotic variety pack.

3. The Chandelier.

I'm sure all of you have been in one of those fancy hotels with a chandelier that are like 20-feet long and have a couple hundred thousand glass pieces on them.

Then you have the semi-rich snobs who want one in their house, so they get a shitty, small chandelier. It looks like Miley has taken that to another level and decided to bring her chandler with her. It looks like it's duct-taped to her body? Nice.

4 to 9. No words.

I actually don't even know what to say about these images. Just appreciate how terrible they are.

Dear God.

It just keeps getting worse.

Was this really on national television?

Why did people watch this?

Can we please have a moment of silence.

10. M&Ms.


I mean like like M&Ms as much as the next guy, but Miley has turned this appreciation into infatuation and adorned them not her body.

11. Tic-tacs.

Continuing the candy trend, Miley ran back to that grocery store and purchased every single tic-tac they sold, then proceeded to glue those to her body. Or are those legos? No one really knows.

Looking back through these images, I think I figured out what made Bieber cry.

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