As a messy girl myself, I'm tired of being told that I need to be more clean, and that I need to change my ways. So here are 10 reasons why messy girls are the best.
1. It's always an adventure doing simple tasks.
Did you see my toothbrush?? ...Uh, yeah...it's in your microwave?
2. We're really hard to embarrass.
We know we're a mess, so when people are around us there's no pressure to try to fit in with us and our lifestyle, it's already a disaster.
3. You never have to worry when eating around a messy girl!
If you're hungry and craving wings we will get our hands dirty with you.
4. We won't care what your room looks like.
Chances are ours are messier!
5. We have a solution to everything.
If constantly losing things in my room has taught me anything, it's how to improvise, which means I can solve your problems, too! It might be a long shot, but it will definitely be an adventure.
6. Messy girls never mind hanging out ANYWHERE but their room.
That just means that we don't have to even attempt to clean!
7. You'll know when we like you.
We will clean because we're worried about what you're going to think about us.
8. You will know when we LOVE you.
If we're completely comfortable with you, then we will just be our messy selves
9. We're never bored.
There is literally ALWAYS something to do.
10. I am constantly finding presents in my room.
I'll forget where I put things - like cash. Then, I'll decide to clean one day and I'll find it!
In summary, we're just real cute in our own mismatched-sock-and-messy-bun-running-around-like-a-chicken-with-our-head-cut-off kind of way. And life is always interesting with us!
