“Is butter a carb?” When you go back to school and are not around your parents, anymore, everything you know about health and food goes right out the window again. Alcohol and Trujillos is obviously healthy, right?
“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.” How you will feel when your professors start giving evil homework assignments your first week back at school.
“We only carry sizes one, three and five. You could try Sears.” Freshman 15 was one story. Who knew gaining so much weight at home over the holidays was possible? Perhaps it is time to work off the mashed potatoes and Xmas cookies before spring formal hits.
“I’m a mouse, duh.” Welcome back to the school where there are themed parties four times a week. Get your costumes ready; it’s time to get creative again.
“Oh, no. It was coming up again, word vomit, no, wait a minute.” Since your tolerance is now gone since you have been home for a month and a half, pace yourself when you go out.
“I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.” New classes, back to living with the roommates you have not seen in a while and, hopefully, things start off wonderful. The nostalgia about how easy life was when your mom did your laundry, cooked all your meals and helped you with your homework, will certainly kick in very quickly.
“Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?” Your friends who still live at home will start missing you and the fact that they did not go away to college.
"'Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.” This is how we feel about the professors who give tests, quizzes, and homework during syllabus week. Isn’t it supposed to be a week where we show up for five minutes and then go back home? Who knew we would actually have things to do.
“Everyone in Africa can read Swedish.” Your friends who studied abroad in fall will be back to school with all sorts of fun stories about their travels overseas. Who knows, you might learn something interesting.
“My Nana takes her wig off when she is drunk.” You will come back from break with a whole new understanding of your family and what they are like when you have not been around for a while. Then, you have to spend an extended amount of time with them.
“Fine! You can walk home, b****es." You go back to school and you realize that you do not have a car anymore, and you need to be really really nice to your friends with cars.
