Hell, NO: Mark Kelly Is Leaving Columbia
Start writing a post
Student Life

Hell, NO: Mark Kelly Is Leaving Columbia

Who will be Columbia's hype man now?

11
Hell, NO: Mark Kelly Is Leaving Columbia
Youtube

If you are a Columbia College Chicago student, you know who Mark Kelly is. He is the man who takes the stage -- or, at Manifest 2016, the top of a school bus -- and rallies hundreds of Columbia students to chant along with him in the spirit of Columbia: “Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Hell yeah!”

Though I have never formally met Mark Kelly, I know exactly who he is, just like every other Columbia student. (I did ride in an elevator with him, once. It was like riding in an elevator with the Pope.) He gave a spectacular pep talk to incoming students and their families last summer, which I attended with my parents, being a new student. “Chicago has weather,” he proclaimed. “Buy a good pair of boots, because Chicago has weather.” A native of Chicago myself, I was tickled by his description of the freezing temperatures Chicago has been known to reach in the winter months.

One of Mark Kelly’s most memorable speeches is his “Nine Ways to Succeed at Columbia.” Among these tips to succeed are: being a part of a Columbia Crew, not indulging in illicit substances, and building your portfolio.

Kelly has accepted the position of Commissioner of the Department of Cultural Affairs for the City of Chicago, stepping down from his position as Vice President of Student Success at Columbia on Aug. 5. Kelly has been an administrator at Columbia College for over 32 years.

I may only have been a student at Columbia for only a year, but I have had an absolute blast in all my classes (even my math class). I took up Kelly’s advice on building a “Columbia Crew.” I have built a wonderful circle of friends at Columbia, and even though Columbia will continue to thrive without Kelly, we will certainly not be quite the same as we were with him.

Commissioner of the Department of Cultural Affairs, the position currently held by Michelle Boone, is certainly no easy job. We salute you, Mark Kelly, as you move on from Columbia College to work for the City of Chicago. We will remember your enthusiasm and your tips to succeed in college. Thank you for all you’ve done for us.

Hell, yeah!

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
the beatles
Wikipedia Commons

For as long as I can remember, I have been listening to The Beatles. Every year, my mom would appropriately blast “Birthday” on anyone’s birthday. I knew all of the words to “Back In The U.S.S.R” by the time I was 5 (Even though I had no idea what or where the U.S.S.R was). I grew up with John, Paul, George, and Ringo instead Justin, JC, Joey, Chris and Lance (I had to google N*SYNC to remember their names). The highlight of my short life was Paul McCartney in concert twice. I’m not someone to “fangirl” but those days I fangirled hard. The music of The Beatles has gotten me through everything. Their songs have brought me more joy, peace, and comfort. I can listen to them in any situation and find what I need. Here are the best lyrics from The Beatles for every and any occasion.

Keep Reading...Show less
Being Invisible The Best Super Power

The best superpower ever? Being invisible of course. Imagine just being able to go from seen to unseen on a dime. Who wouldn't want to have the opportunity to be invisible? Superman and Batman have nothing on being invisible with their superhero abilities. Here are some things that you could do while being invisible, because being invisible can benefit your social life too.

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

19 Lessons I'll Never Forget from Growing Up In a Small Town

There have been many lessons learned.

49817
houses under green sky
Photo by Alev Takil on Unsplash

Small towns certainly have their pros and cons. Many people who grow up in small towns find themselves counting the days until they get to escape their roots and plant new ones in bigger, "better" places. And that's fine. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought those same thoughts before too. We all have, but they say it's important to remember where you came from. When I think about where I come from, I can't help having an overwhelming feeling of gratitude for my roots. Being from a small town has taught me so many important lessons that I will carry with me for the rest of my life.

Keep Reading...Show less
​a woman sitting at a table having a coffee
nappy.co

I can't say "thank you" enough to express how grateful I am for you coming into my life. You have made such a huge impact on my life. I would not be the person I am today without you and I know that you will keep inspiring me to become an even better version of myself.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

121934
college students waiting in a long line in the hallway
StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments