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7 Ways You Know You're Louise From 'Bob's Burgers'

She's sarcastic and relatable and totally me.

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7 Ways You Know You're Louise From 'Bob's Burgers'
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Louise Belcher from Bob's Burgers is a tiny, smart-mouthed girl. She says it like it is. She has a sassy and sarcastic attitude. She loves weird stuffed animals. She loves boys bands, and sometimes pretends that she does not. She laughs when people get hurt, but would do anything for her family even while complaining about it. Here is why I am basically Louise:

1. Sass Factor

Louise says whatever is on her mind. Sarcasm is her game and she always wins. Both her and I tend to be sarcastic first and then think about it after. The shocked look on your face tends to overcome any thought or apprehension I may have had about consequence that comes from my sarcasm.

2. Honesty

I will tell you exactly what I think about you, and exactly what is on my mind just like Louise. I believe that brutal honesty is better than telling you a lie. I will be as honest with my friends as Louise is with Tina.

3. Innuendo Queen

Most of the time, I am a mature woman. The other times, I am a woman that makes a lot of bad sex jokes. I will stare at you after I said it, and then I will laugh at my own joke. Someone has to appreaciate my humor, and I bet that Louise would.

4. Hidden Crush Crazy

I do not like that person. Yeah, they're cute, but I am a strong woman and I don't need anybody. What boyband member? That's not a Harry Styles screen saver. What obsession with Grant Gustin? Or Emily Bett Rickards? I'm not obssessed, I just now how to appreciate.

5. Animal and Stuffed Animal Obsessed

Lola meet this minion, Minion meet Lola. Now go play. My dog cannot find anywhere to sleep on my bed that does not have a stuffed animal on it so she usually curls up on my stuffed Stitch. I am surrounded by my stuffed friends like Louise is with her Kuchi Kopi.

6. Tiny Ball of Fury

What did you say about me? I will take you down. I may be tiny; I may have been told that I look like an angry bunny when I get mad, but I will take you down. It's on like Donkey Kong. Try me. *Come at me finger motions*

7. Will Snap Under Pressure

Pressure? What Pressure? Did you say that my wok was piling up? There's a buildup of friendship drama? I'm fine. Just fine. I will get this done. It'll be handled. *Eye-twitch*


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