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14 Lorelai Gilmore Quotes That Will Go Perfectly With Your Fifth Cup Of Coffee

"Every morning is a coffee morning."

 Danielleroberson142
Mar 20, 2019
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If you've ever seen the show "Gilmore Girls" then you know just how important Lorelai's morning, afternoon, and evening coffee is to her. As a caffeine addict and a college student, you probably relate to her addiction 100%. At least I know I do. Below I have listed 14 hilarious coffee quotes told by the coffee queen herself, Lorelai Gilmore.

1. "This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an IV."

2. "Only with my oxygen."

3. "I can't stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking coffee, I stop doing the standing, and the walking, and the words-putting-into-sentences doing."

4. "Yes, I do."

5. "Coffee-coffee-coffee is a saying. Like an exaggeration. It's a funny, desperate cry for caffeine."

6. "Coffee, in a vat."

7. "If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one."

8. "Coffee please, and a shot of cynicism." 

9. "Well I can't, because I'm not done with my coffee yet." 

10. "This is not an herbal tea morning. This is a coffee morning." 

11. "I need coffee, whatever form you got, I haven't had it all day. I'll drink it, shoot it, eat it, snort it, whatever form it's in."

12. "What I need now is lots and lots of coffee."

13. "Nothing says coffee like six in the morning."

14. "Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and the camel! This is really bad coffee."

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