This year has been nothing short of chaotic. What started out normal turned into the most controversial, meme-driven, and frightening year to date. Khloe Kardashian tried to have a talk show. Millions of people mourned (and are still mourning) the death of a gorilla and we just concluded the most shocking election that America has ever held. With all of these distractions, we lost sight of the true symbol of our nation: Justin Timberlake.
Justin, the OG, is the greatest human to have walked this Earth. His goofy presence brings nothing but smiles to young girls and boys faces. He never let anyone or anything get in the way of living his life. Not even when he had frosted tips. He's so easy to overlook because he's a saint of a celebrity. He never does anything wrong and the only time he's in the spotlight, it's because he's being his chill self, laying on a beach and loving life.
We need more people in this world like Justin Timberlake.
One of life's biggest questions has to be: What does Justin Timberlake do in his personal life?
Well, after some digging, I have learned a typical week in the life of Mr. Timberlake.
Sunday
Each Sunday, Justin walks into town with his dog to meet his friend Arnold (Schwarzenegger) for a morning cup of joe. This has been a tradition they've had for years and one that will continue for many more to come. Justin drinks his coffee black. Never iced. He's not the type that messes around.
Monday
The worst day of the week for most people, but not JT. He prevents the drag of your average Monday and has a date night with Jessica. Usually it consists of Chinese food and a serenade. Bye Bye Bye is a song Jess never wants to hear again.
Tuesday
Catch Justin at the local bowling alley with his team. He's not very good but he won't get cut from the group because they rely on him to bring the fans.
Wednesday
For hump day, he keeps up the energy by going on a mid-day hike. He likes to travel on these days and catch up with old friends in the mountains. His most recent guests have been Barack and Beyonce.
Thursday
Justin is currently enrolled in his local college chasing his dream of being a middle school english teacher. Each Thursday he takes classes to complete his teaching degree. He gets way too into the lectures as you could imagine. Never bring up "Catcher in the Rye" in front of him.
Friday
You bet Justin will be hosting a fancy dinner party. Each week he invites a different group of friends to wine and dine. But there is one consistent person at the table each week, his bff, Jimmy Fallon.
Saturday
As we know, Saturday's are for the boys. Justin's squad gets together to listen to music and hang out on his back porch. The lower-key he is, the more fun is had.
Moral of the story:
There needs to be more Justin Timberlakes in the world. Thank you for being you.
