1. Mondays.
2. Opening a pack of Starburst...
and getting all lemons. Day is ruined
3. Finding a great parking space but then realizing that you won’t fit.
4. When your phone is died on your long car ride and you forgot to bring a charger.
5. Having to pee really bad when you’re stuck in traffic.
6. Waking up before your alarm goes off.
LORD, WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
7. Getting an unexpected check followed by an unexpected bill.
8. When your taco shell breaks.
It always happens.
9. Taking a shower then having to poop.
Get back into bed, today is not your day. Try again tomorrow.
10. Unexpectedly sitting on something wet.
11. Looking in the mirror and seeing a booger in your nose, not knowing how long it has been there.
12. Missing McDonald’s breakfast menu by five minutes.
13. A car alarm repeatedly going on off in the middle of the night.
14. Forgetting that you put a frozen pizza in the oven.
15. When your Netflix freezes.
16. Tripping on your shoelaces that you checked TWICE.
17. Forgetting your phone at home.
18. Seeing your ex open a successful cupcake bakery.
PLEASE tell me you understood the New Girl reference.
19. Getting a piece of popcorn stuck in your teeth that won’t come out no matter what you do.
20. Waiting in line for a ride at an amusement park...
only to get to the front exactly when it gets closed for maintenance.
21. Realizing your DVR didn’t record the newest Game of Thrones.
Spoiler Alert: Hodor DIES.
22.Buying something...
..then seeing it on sale the next week.
23. Washing your car then seeing storm clouds roll in.
24. Getting a friend request from your mom on Facebook.
Love you mom.
25. Asking for a medium rare steak and getting it well done.
I am talking about you Applebee’s
26. Purposely trying to avoid seeing the score of a game you are recording...only to get a text from someone with it.
27. Realizing you miss numbered this list...
