9 Times Lisa Simpson Perfectly Described The Stages Of Spring Allergies
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9 Times Lisa Simpson Perfectly Described The Stages Of Spring Allergies

Don't worry, you'll survive allergy season.

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9 Times Lisa Simpson Perfectly Described The Stages Of Spring Allergies
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It's the time of the year again where people go through a box of Kleenex in two weeks, and nobody knows why all the toilet paper and lotion suddenly disappeared.

1. "It was just a sneeze."

What probably caused your allergies to be so severe was the fact that you let your guard down.

2. "I'm so tired."


You keep making up excuses about how school is hard and how you have five 8 A.M.s this semester, but it is merely the pollen in the air.

3. "A nice workout and a hot shower will get me energized and feeling better!"

Workouts and showers are supposed to make you feel better, but for some reason, they just don't anymore.

4. "Why do I still feel crappy?"

Why do you keep blaming this on the cold weather? Admit it: allergies are getting to you now.

5. "I can't stop sneezing."


Congratulations! You finally admitted to yourself that you have allergies yet again!

6. "I can't smell anything!"


At this point, you are questioning whether or not you are going to die because it unquestionably feels like it.

7. "I just want to be able to taste my food again."

Do you even have taste buds anymore? All the overly spicy food is taking a toll on you, and you want to eat food at a regular heat again.

8. When everything is at its peak

The allergies convinced you that you are going to die or never get better. However, your allergies never last, so why would they stay this time?

9. When you're finally better

You can finally breathe, and you can taste food! You feel and look like yourself again, so embrace this because it will only last the rest of the year until allergy season returns.

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