Your Life as Told by the Kardashians | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

Your Life as Told by the Kardashians

Your daily struggle as illustrated by America's most franchised family.

21
Your Life as Told by the Kardashians

Everywhere you turn the Kardashian clan’s brand is on the cover of a magazine, lighting up a TV, or boldly printed on a product. Most people hate on this famous family for portraying unrealistic and overly zealous lives on TV that result in impractical expectations. Many like to argue that their version of “reality” is nothing near what any of us will ever actually remotely experience. However, here are some perfect examples of how America’s most franchised family is really just like the rest of us trying to get through our daily lives.

When you wake up in the morning and make the bold move to take a peek in the mirror:

After a shower and a little primping your ego can finally return to where you like to keep it stable:

When you find your way to the job that you still have absolutely no idea how you got hired for:

After every single conversation you hold your tongue on and patiently endure with your boss:

When you are asked to do something that you have supposedly been trained to know how to handle:

When you finally figure it out and get it done the right way (even if it took upwards of 100 attempts):


When it is 30 minutes from the end of the day and your boss tries to give you a new project to complete:


So instead you spend your time focusing on the more pressing matters in your life:

When the clock strikes five and you know you are finally allowed to run away:


And when you get home and open up your paycheck:


When you realize you haven't eaten in about two hours:

When it is dinner time, but cooking is just not your thing, so you resort to using one of your greatest talents (ordering delivery):

When you recognize that you might have some problems:

But you really don't have any intention on changing a thing, because why should you?


And when you fall into a deep food-coma after your grand feast that was delivered to your door step:

When your friends call you up and ask if you would be down to go out tonight:


When you're ready to reveal yourself after all the effort you poured into hair and makeup:

When you get to the pre game:

But you're not concerned because you're young and YOLO:

When you walk into the club and run straight to the dance floor:

And when you hit that point of no return and it is time to call it a night:

When your Uber gets you home, but you realize you are walking into an apartment with an empty fridge:

And finally, when you wake up the next morning:

See, deep down we really could all be extended relatives of the wonderful hot-mess that is the Kardashian clan.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

560512
Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading...Show less
Zodiac wheel with signs and symbols surrounding a central sun against a starry sky.

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

446654
Person in front of neon musical instruments; glowing red and white lights.
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading...Show less
Chalk drawing of scales weighing "good" and "bad" on a blackboard.
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments