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The Life Of A Sorority Senior, As Told By Kanye West

I'm going to let you finish, but my senior year is going to be the best anyone has ever seen.

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Somehow, the time has flown by fast enough that you've become the exact copy of the senior that terrified you when you were a new member. You have learned a lot over the years, with the countless rituals, formals, date parties, philanthropies, etc. Most drastically, however, your attitude has definitely changed. You are no longer the eager freshman buying everything with your letters that your can get your hands on and showing up to every event with wide eyes that beg for the feeling to belong.

No, no, you have basically seen it all by this point. You love and cherish your sorority and the memories you have shared with these girls. Yet, let's be honest here, your attitude matches the sassy persona of the ever-so-lovable Kanye West. But hey, you've earned your sass, you own it; and what freshman, sophomore, or junior is going to tell you differently?

Plus, things are so different when you're a senior; sometimes, taking the Kanye route is really the only option you have.

Like getting asked what you plan to do after graduation and giving the obvious answer. How dare they ask about graduation anyway, everyone knows we aren't supposed to talk about it.

No matter where you go, you inevitably see every fraternity guy you have ever hooked up with throughout your years. No place is safe: bars, class, campus, not even your own sorority house.

Having to sit through chapter every Sunday when you know the information can just be sent through an email. It was fun the first seven semesters, but now it's just getting kind of old.

When the guy you were banking on to take to formal already has a different formal to go to that day. Like, you're joking right?

When you get asked to take a little as a senior. HA, no thanks, already have enough. There are only so many children you can support as a single parent.

Dealing with new members walking into formal chapter wearing the WORST outfits. Seriously, bodycon? TO CHAPTER?

When your sisters constantly remind you of all the stupid, regretful things you did throughout the years, you just give them this look (but you easily can dish it out, too). You've been through a lot together, but some things don't always need to be brought up.

Getting in trouble with standards when you literally graduate in a just a few months.

Not knowing who any of the new members are, except for the ones you recruited or who are in your fam.

Always having the best ideas for Date Party and Mixer themes. You've been to enough of them that you know which ones have the best outfit options (for you, anyway).

Most importantly, you're going to go out as much as possible for your last semester and make some final memories with your sisters as a collegiate.

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