If you have seen any of my previous posts, you will see that Disney is packed full of 'practical advice' for everyday life. Below are just a few of the countless life lessons brought to us by Disney's "Sleeping Beauty."
1. Don't invite everyone to the party.
Exclude the evil sorceress. No, this isn't a recipe for disaster at all.
2. When giving out magical gifts, beauty and a nice singing voice takes precedence over a good personality and smarts.
As long as she's pretty, she doesn't need to be intelligent or likable. Who cares?
3. Sewing is evil.
I knew it.
4. It's perfectly normal to have an imaginary boyfriend.
Don't let the haters get you down.
5. The guy you met "once upon a dream" exists and is exactly as you imagined him.
Sixteen years of hiding in a cabin are the perfect preparation for marriage. In fact, he'll be the first guy you meet.
6. Don't talk to strangers.
...but if you do, play hard to get.
7. Sometimes a little magic goes a long way.
This is even better than having woodland creatures do manual labor for you!
8. The most important question of them all: pink or blue?
Did you say pink? Them be fightin' words.
9. Always touch the glowing spinning wheel.
What could go wrong?
10. Sometimes all you need is a good nap.
Had a bad day? Sleep it off.
11. Hell hath no fury...be ready for her to turn into a real beast.
Especially if you're trying to ruin an elaborate sixteen-year revenge plot. She might get fiery.
12. As always, true love's kiss is the cure for whatever ails you!
I'm having a Deja Vu moment. Where have I seen this before?
