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Lies Every College Student Tells Themselves On A Regular Basis

Don't deny it. We all are guilty.

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Lies Every College Student Tells Themselves On A Regular Basis
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I'm going to go out and be social today.

You know those nights when your friends are all getting ready to go out, and they invite you, and you're just not feeling it?


I’m going to wake up early and look nice today.

When you wear sweatpants 6 out of 7 days in the week and tell yourself that you're going to look nice just once. Then that day comes, and it's just too early, and you crawl back into bed.

I'll start studying today.

When your professor tells you about an exam in 2 weeks, and you tell yourself that you're going to start studying early. Then the day before the exam comes, and you forgot how to study.


No, I don't order pizza every other day.

When you order pizza every night, and the place you buy from becomes your top website. And when the pizza is delivered, you eat it all, by yourself. No shame.

I'm just going to take a quick nap.

When you have early classes every morning and get the chance to take a nap. You nap anywhere. Whether that be the library, the lounge, your bed. Pretty much anywhere where there's something comfy to sleep on.

I am going to stop being lazy.

This speaks for itself.

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