An Open Letter to Mothers Everywhere
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An Open Letter to Mothers Everywhere

"A boy's best friend is his mother." -Norman Bates

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An Open Letter to Mothers Everywhere

From fetus to full-grown, you've nagged us through it all, and we love you for it. We've put you through hell, and now we want to say a few things to make up for it. So put on your readers, because this one's for you.

Mom. You're weird. There's no denying it.

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You try your best to fit in with our friends...

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to a truly terrifying degree.

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You get all up in our business.

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And you tell our most embarrassing stories to everyone.

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You like to remind us of who is boss...

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even when you have to ask us for technology help.

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You never fail to scare us with your "hipness."

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And most of the time our only response is:

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But behind all of that, you love us. You care for us.

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You are the one to wipe our tears and cheer us up.

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You aren't afraid to show us the tough love we know we need.

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And we know you really do know what you're talking about.

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We love you even when we can't show it.

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And behind every snide comment we make, we really mean "I couldn't live without you."

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Lord help anyone who tries to hurt us, because we know who who they will have to deal with.

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And we also know that no matter how far we run, you'll be right behind us with open arms.

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Mom, we love you dearly. You are a hero to us, and we will never forget you.

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