I just recently turned 21 and as a way to reflect I thought I would go ahead and share this letter that I wrote when I was drunk that night at my party.
Dear, sober me
I know you can have fun, but you need to loosen up some more. I mean like way more! The way you have fun is not even fun. I mean who goes anddd times themselves doing a word search puzzle. LIke, bruh! it's not even fancy like a crossword! Lame!
You got mad cool friends though. Much love and respect for the homies for shore. Did I jjust spell that wrong? Wow, just call me Haley (not real name). They were mad cool for showing up and supporting your birthday. I mean I do not think it was because you had free achol (I know I spelled that wrong too and no one underage had a drop!). It def has to be because you mad cool. I like that phrasage: Mad cool.
The grindage you had was good too (grindage is Pauly Shore for food). Someone snaked the last cookie, but it's whateves. Because you were munchin' on some mad grindage (Pauly Shore defined as: eating food). Apparently I turn into Pauly Shore and Lil' Wayne all atonce when I am drunk. Wheezy baby!
It was lit lit lit on fire! Someone had to call 9-1-1 because this nug (Pauly Shore for shawty) was burning up the dance floor. Speaking of Sean Kingston... What he been up too? I going to Google that. One sec....Yeah the search was inconclusive. What I can spell that drunk? Yet, I don't even know my last name (funny story). I still use yet when I'm drunk? Not drunk enough!
Tomorrow when people tell you stories of everything you did. I am going to give you advice now: deny, deny, deny! NO, we did not slap that guy, or his butt. The pictures on your phone tomorrow....just don't look at them. 'k? I mean we is not looking our best girl! You is beautiful and you need to tell that too yourself more instead of running around telling others how much they are (especially more intensified when drunk). Also, that lamp probably has no idea that you just call it skinny and that it needs to "eat more chicken," you do not work for any chicken place. Do not be a free ad!
Okay, I got to go because my girl sleep is callin's my name bruh! mad love for you!
Love, you when your drunk (heart) (heart) (heart)
