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How To Put The End In Trend

How to avoid being "that bitch."

Sabrina Rotenberg
Aug 16, 2016
SUNY Brockport
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Disclaimer: If you can't take a joke, stop here.

1. Flower Crowns (And other Festival Wear)

Are you like so totally Coachella? Oh, no that's right you totally didn't know what it was until you saw actual festival people at it on Snapchat. You aren't fooling anyone.

2. Cat Ears

Oh, right! You're, like, super edgy right? With a hint of quirky and adorkable? It's totally working, and no one thinks you look like an overgrown kid or anything. Say hello to Tumblr for me!


3. High Low Skirts

Unless you are 13, leave this one in your closet. You look like you tried too hard to be trendy, whilst everyone who actually has a sense of style chose a maxi or a mini.

4. High Gladiators

If popularity was a drug would you snort it daily? Yes? Then this is your go-to shoe. You're probably an insecure high schooler trying to stay on top of the trends. They are dysfunctional and ugly, keep it at the ankles ladies!


5. Hard Contour and Highlight

Have you caused car crashes by blinding passing drivers with your drawn on cheek bones? Yes? This is you. One too many episodes of "Keeping up with the Kardashians." Blend, for the love of God blend!

6. Claw Nails

You're high maintenance, and everyone knows it. We also know that you have at least one picture on your Insta holding your steering wheel. You'll go places!

7. Waist Trainers

Are you like so totally going to offer me an exclusive, one time only, promo code for me to get one of my own? No one is interested.

8. Fringe Anything

Tell me more about how John Lennon really got it right, and how free of a spirit you are. Free People and Urban totally fit your aesthetic, and your style is totally your own in spite of it also being everyone else's. Also, remind me again, what decade do you wish you were a part of?

9. '70s Style Winged Sunglasses

See above description for the fringe, but read it in a more douchey voice in your head.

10. The Instagram Brow

You are a perfectionist. That is way too much work considering no one off of Instagram cares, and if they do they live the same life you live. One where they are constantly refreshing their Instagram to find approval.

Confession: I don't care what you wear. Live your life!

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