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35 Daily Thoughts Of The Lazy Girl

"I need to get my crap together. I'll start tomorrow instead."

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35 Daily Thoughts Of The Lazy Girl
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We can all be a little lazy sometimes, but being a "lazy girl" is something entirely different. It's a commitment. It actually takes some effort to be this lazy. These are the thoughts of anyone who seems to always procrastinate their laundry, and homework and finds themselves awake at 4 am because "I'll just watch one more episode" continues to be your life motto. Here's for the functioning hot messes always called lazy. I got your back and I understand the struggles of being a lazy girl.

1. "I need to get my crap together."

2. "I'll start getting my crap together tomorrow."


3. "I need to start working out." *looks up cute workout clothes* *watches youtube booty sculpting workouts* *grabs bag of chips and lays on couch*

4. "I'll start going to the gym next week. So I can start on a Monday."


5. "I really need to text ____ back." *continues to forget about texting them back."

6. "I wonder if anyone will notice that I didn't shower today."

7. *Sprays perfume all over self* "I'll just shower tonight."

8. "I should probably do laundry."

9. "I don't have any food. When was the last time I went grocery shopping?"

10. "Did I even eat today, why am I so hungry?"


11. "Oh wait I did eat today, I had McDonalds, pizza, chips and salsa, and carrots."

12. "Carrots are healthy, right?"

13. "I really need to do my homework." *watches Netflix instead*

14. "How did I lose my wallet, again?"

15. "I hope my favorite lazy pants are clean. Oh, they aren't, well I'm wearing them anyway."

16. "Is it socially acceptable to wear the same pair of pants three times in one week?"

17. "I really need to text ______ back, again. I keep forgetting." *forgets again*

18. "How is it 4 pm already, I just woke up. Can I go back to bed, though?"

19. "I can't find my hairbrush so I guess this is how I'm going."

20. "Messy hair, don't care. That's what buns are for. Every day."

21. "I should probably sleep. After this episode..."

22. "I wonder how long I could watch Netflix without having to get up."

23. "Since when was there a new season of _______."

24. "I should go on a diet." *laughs at self*

25. "Where did my keys go?"

26. "I want pizza for breakfast. But only because all I have in my fridge is leftover pizza."

27. "Eating pizza again tonight."


28. "I really need to go to the bank, pay the electric bill, do the dishes, buy milk, study, finish my taxes, send out my two-year late grad party thank you cards and get an oil change."

29. "I'll do it tomorrow."

30. "Too lazy."

31. "Do I do my makeup today or not? Nahhhhhh."

32. "I should probably stop being lazy."

33. "How is it already midnight?"

34. "Dry shampoo is really truly my best friend."


35. "I wonder if anyone else is as much of a hot mess as me."

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