"The King of Instagram" Is An Idiot
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"The King of Instagram" Is An Idiot

If you didn't "Instagram" it, did it really happen?

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"The King of Instagram" Is An Idiot

Dan Bilzerian, "the King of Instagram", was arrested at the LAX airport recently and is being held according to a Business Insider article by Caroline Moss. The article said Mr. Bilzerian was arrested and facing charges for possessing or manufacturing illegal explosive devices. It also said he was kicked out of a Miami nightclub not too long before that for allegedly kicking a woman in the face... Very Classy Dan. Very Classy.


You can take what you want from that little summary but if you ask my humble opinion, Dan Bilzerian is the epitome of lavish spending. If you don't want your children to think that what happens in movies isn't real then never show them Dan's instagram. I would put some of the pictures on here but it would break the internet. It's filled with captions like...
  • Yacht life.
  • I told Enterprise I needed a car that casually stated, I am not poor and I like to party, they suggested a Ford Mustang... I think [they] nailed it.
  • Headed to Miami to crash some classy parties

Will you also be kicking chicks in the face at this party Dan?

  • Hate it when you post a pic, and find a better one after.

So you were still on the edit screen where you could easily change the picture but you decided to just go ahead and post the bad one and say that you wish you would of realized it was the bad one?... Excellent logic skills Dan. 

  • My mother is proud.

Is she? Can we PLEASE get an interview with this lady ASAP?


I wonder if Dan plead not guilty by saying "I didn't post anything on Instagram did I?"... Sorry to tell you Dan but the idea of 'if it didn't get put on Instagram did it really happen' probably won't work here.

We need some sort of "scared straight" program for people like Dan - celebrities that spend their money lavishly and carelessly. However, I don't know if Dan could ever attend because all the examples they use might be about him.

He likes to brag about the fact that he was kicked out of Navy Seal training two days before graduation so now he has an arsenal of weapons. He ran over a BMW with a tank for fun one time.

Is someone not going to make a TV show or a movie about this guy soon? If not, I could see him doing something outlandishly dumb and being in some big trouble - so begin the fall of Bilzerian.

The award for "Does this person have a brain?" goes to..... YOU Dan Bilzerian. You may not have a brain, but you do have a lot of money so we can't really say anything. Congrats. Don't kick anyone in the face while you celebrate...


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