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Jokes for the Math Lovers

Some of my favorite math jokes for all of those nerdy folks in the world

Samantha Keenan
Feb 22, 2017
Butler University
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Jokes for the Math Lovers
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I am a proud nerd. I love playing Sudoku, but the nerdiest thing about me is my immense and intense love for math jokes. When I was a senior in high school and taking AP Calculus, my teacher started every week off with "Math Joke Monday" thus strengthening my love for math jokes (shoutout to Dr. Kelly Winkelhake). I know a majority of people do not enjoy math jokes nearly as much as I do, but I'm hoping that a list of my favorites will change your mind.

sin(gerine)/cos(gerine)=tan(gerine)

Math puns are the first sine of madness

A farmer counted 196 sheep in his field, but when he rounded them up, he only counted 200.

Q: What do you call a number that can't keep still?

Q: A roamin' numeralQ: What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

A: An algorithm

Q: Why should you never serve alcohol at a math professors' party?

A: Because you can't drink and derive.

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their function.

My boyfriend is the square root of -100. A perfect 10, but purely imaginary.

Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?

A: Because it has so many problems

Q: How many molecules in a bowl of guacamole?

A: Avocado's Number

Q: Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school today?

A: she sprained her angle


Q: What do you call friends who love math?

A: Alegbros


And last, but not least, the classic:

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7 8 9.

As my calculus teacher told us every Monday, Happy Math Joke Monday, but even if it's not Monday, don't be afraid to share a good math joke.

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