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Why The World Needs John Mayer

The best living legend around.

Carly Polay
Mar 26, 2017
University of Rhode Island
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You know who hasn't been getting enough recognition lately? John Mayer. Like he is John Mayer, yet I feel like he isn't getting enough love. I mean yeah, people love him, dogs love him, aliens adore him- but not enough. When people say, "If you could have dinner with anyone from the past or present, who would it be?", my answer is John freakin Mayer. The best living legend around.

Seriously, his old music was the bomb.com. His new music is sort of mainstream pop but I'm still digging it- no disrespect Johnny boy. We all miss the "Heartbreak Warfare" type of Mr.Mayer, but that's in the past. You'll still get all the same feels no matter how many times you listen to that song. You won't even realize you're crying until the song is over. Odds are you're crying right now. Look at that!

Let's not forget that this may be the chillest man alive. You listen to one song and you automatically calm down. Just failed your midterm? John Mayer. Just ran over a squirrel? John Mayer. You probably ran over the squirrel because of the tears in your eyes from "Heartbreak Warfare". Worth the tears, sorry squirrel.

Whoever he marries one day is one lucky lady and it honestly should really be me. Age is just a number right? He may be 39 years old, but what can ya do? 21 years apart may be a bit of a stretch. Anyways, moving on.

The best part of this man lately is his twitter. He may be under the influence of something, but it's John Mayer so honestly, who cares. He seems like he has 0 cares in the world and I wish I could be like that every single day of my life.

John Mayer may not know me, and I highly doubt he ever will. I feel like I personally know him on many levels, so let's pretend I do for a second. Thank you John for being such a homie for people all around the world. Keep on being the chillest guy out there.

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