15 Joey Tribbiani Perfect For Any Holiday Conversation
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15 Joey Tribbiani One-Liners College Girls Can Work Into Any Conversation Over The Holidays

How you doin'?

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15 Joey Tribbiani One-Liners College Girls Can Work Into Any Conversation Over The Holidays

Joey Tribbiani from "Friends" is a very relatable person for college students. Here are 15 mostly food-based quotes that can be used over the holiday break.

1. "How you doin'?"

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Me to the food on Christmas.

2. "You know, like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo."

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Me when a politic discussion arises.

3. "Joey doesn't share food!"

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Me when someone tries to steal my leftovers

4. "Alright, what are we having?"

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Trying to figure out what's for dinner over the holidays

5. "What's not to like? Custard. Good. Jam. Good. Meat. Good."

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When a relative brings a questionable food item, but you end up liking it.

6. "I'm curvy and I like it."

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When the holiday weight settles in

7. "I don't like it when people take food off my plate."

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Same, Joey. Hands to yourself everyone.

8. "I am pretty wisdomous"

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When people ask how school is going.

9. "I don't need that kind of talk in my house."

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When someone asks how your exams went.

10. "I broke the dog."

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Maybe you were a little too excited to see your dog and wore him out from all the playing.

11. "Is it obvious I'm wearing six sweaters?"

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When that winter cold hits and hits hard.

12. "Well, the fridge broke so I had to eat everything."

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Thinking of excuses of why you're constantly eating

13. "Occupation? Dinosaurs."

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Dumbing down what your major is to relatives who might not understand.

14. "Pizza, we like pizza."

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Suggesting meals for your mom to make over break.

15. "Sup the wack playstation sup."

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Trying to fit in with the younger cousins.

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