Joey Tribbiani Quotes To Burst During The Holidays

25 Joey Tribbiani Quotes College Students Can Burst Out During The Holidays

"Bert! Bert! Bert! Bert!"


Joseph Francis Tribbiani, Jr. is the beloved and probably favorite character from "Friends."

His one-liners, paragraphs, and facial expressions are hilarious and I developed abs just by laughing. The holidays are around the corner, and Joey's quotes will be bursting out of my mouth per usual during the festive's parties. The one-liners are hilarious and straight to the point, and you should say at least one of them to grasp the attention of your friends and family.

1. "I'm so confused!"

When you're told you can't eat something.

2. "How you doin?"

You know why this one-liner is perfect to say 😏

3. "Could I be wearing anymore clothes?"

When you have to wear layers because of the frigid weather

4. "Joey doesn't share food!"

Don't even ask!!!

5. "I'm curvy... and I like it!"

I'm winter body ready!

6. "Why God, why?!"

When there is no alcohol at the party...

7. "What are we having?"

Anything food related.

8. "Food... Sex... Food... Sex... I WANT BOTH!"

Can you pick one?

9. "Hey listen, is it obvious that I'm wearing six sweaters?"

It's not cold or anything.

10. "I'm thankful for this beautiful fall weather we've been having..."

The only reason why to be thankful.

11. *finally understands what's going on*


12. *storms in Monica's apartment* "Merry Christmas!!!"

Burst this out any chance you can get!

13. "Take off your bra!"

When in doubt...

14. "Great story, but I gotta go."

Don't care too much about your Black Friday story...

15. "Moo..."

"It's just moo."

16. "Paper... Snow... A GHOST!"

Just shout it out!

17. "That's right I stepped up... Sure, I'd peed on her..."

Be a good friend.

18. "You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?"

Never give up.

19. "Over the line..."

When someone eats your food...

20. "Here come the meat sweats!"


21. "You've been bamboozled!"

Might be a drinking game.

22. "There are just feelings, they will go away!"

Winter is cuddle szn that's it.

23. "I'm sorry"

"I'm sorry" for eating all of the food.

24. "I have two words for you: threesome."

Can't pick one, choose both.

25. "Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language."

"You've changed."

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From The Girl Who Skipped The Party Stage

Sorry, I am really not sorry that I'm skipping the party.

What's so wrong with skipping the party stage?

I can't count how many times I've been told I am missing out on the "best years of my life" because I'm not participating in stereotypical college party-girl behavior. I have even been told that I'll have a mid-life crisis because I am skipping this apparently crucial stage of life. Really? A freaking mid-life crisis? Because I'm skipping out on hooking up with strangers and being belligerently drunk every weekend?

Naturally, as a 19-year-old college student, my favorite pastime should be getting intoxicated. For some odd reason, though, I find it hard to believe that the best years of my life are supposed to be filled with moments that I won't remember.

Because my priorities lay in a different place than the stereotypical college kid doesn't by any means indicate that I am uptight, boring or a prude. Believe it or not, I get high on life just as much as you do on booze and weed.

Spending my time reading a good book with my morning coffee definitely tops a nasty hangover. Cuddling with my boyfriend of two years undoubtedly makes me happier than any one-night-stand ever could.

A successful girls' night for me is filled with hours of "Grey's Anatomy," ridiculous singing to Taylor Swift, and one-too-many slices of pizza — not dancing with girls that I barely know at a frat party.

Sorry, but if you're looking for someone to black out with and compliment your dress that is just too tight, I am not your girl. Want to have an actual discussion? Want to go to dinner, maybe even take a road trip? I am totes down for that.

When I look back on the best years of my life, I want my mind to be filled with memories that will bring a smile to my face — not a cringe.

Sorry, I am really not sorry that I'm skipping the party.

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