25 Joey Tribbiani Quotes College Students Can Burst Out During The Holidays

25 Joey Tribbiani Quotes College Students Can Burst Out During The Holidays

"Bert! Bert! Bert! Bert!"

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Joseph Francis Tribbiani, Jr. is the beloved and probably favorite character from "Friends."

His one-liners, paragraphs, and facial expressions are hilarious and I developed abs just by laughing. The holidays are around the corner, and Joey's quotes will be bursting out of my mouth per usual during the festive's parties. The one-liners are hilarious and straight to the point, and you should say at least one of them to grasp the attention of your friends and family.

1. "I'm so confused!"

When you're told you can't eat something.

2. "How you doin?"

You know why this one-liner is perfect to say 😏

3. "Could I be wearing anymore clothes?"

When you have to wear layers because of the frigid weather

4. "Joey doesn't share food!"

Don't even ask!!!

5. "I'm curvy... and I like it!"

I'm winter body ready!

6. "Why God, why?!"

When there is no alcohol at the party...

7. "What are we having?"

Anything food related.

8. "Food... Sex... Food... Sex... I WANT BOTH!"

Can you pick one?

9. "Hey listen, is it obvious that I'm wearing six sweaters?"

It's not cold or anything.

10. "I'm thankful for this beautiful fall weather we've been having..."

The only reason why to be thankful.

11. *finally understands what's going on*

Oh.

12. *storms in Monica's apartment* "Merry Christmas!!!"

Burst this out any chance you can get!

13. "Take off your bra!"

When in doubt...

14. "Great story, but I gotta go."

Don't care too much about your Black Friday story...

15. "Moo..."

"It's just moo."

16. "Paper... Snow... A GHOST!"

Just shout it out!

17. "That's right I stepped up... Sure, I'd peed on her..."

Be a good friend.

18. "You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?"

Never give up.

19. "Over the line..."

When someone eats your food...

20. "Here come the meat sweats!"

TOO MUCH TURKEY

21. "You've been bamboozled!"

Might be a drinking game.

22. "There are just feelings, they will go away!"

Winter is cuddle szn that's it.

23. "I'm sorry"

"I'm sorry" for eating all of the food.

24. "I have two words for you: threesome."

Can't pick one, choose both.

25. "Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language."

"You've changed."

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The Thank You My Dad Deserves

While our moms are always the heroes, our dads deserve some credit, too.
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Dear Dad,

You’ve gone a really long time without being thanked. I'm not talking about thanks for things like opening the Gatorade bottle I couldn't or checking my tires when my car’s maintenance light is flashing, but rather the thanks I owe you for shaping me into the person I am today.

Thank you for teaching me what I deserve and for not letting me settle for anything less.

While the whole world was telling me I wasn’t good enough, you were there to tell me I was. Whether this was with boys, a friend, or anything else, you always built my confidence to a place I couldn’t build it to on my own. You showed me what my great qualities were and helped me feel unique. But most of all, you never let me settle for anything less than what I deserved, even when I wanted to. Without you, I wouldn’t be nearly as ambitious, outgoing or strong.

Thank you for giving me someone to make proud.

It’s hard to work hard when it’s just for myself, but so easy when it’s for you. All through school, nothing made me happier than getting a good grade back because I knew I got to come home and tell you. With everything I do, you give me a purpose.

SEE ALSO: 20 Things You Say When Calling Your Dad On The Phone

Thank you for showing me what selflessness looks like.

You are the prime example of what putting your family first looks like. If me wanting something means that you can’t get what you want, you’ll always sacrifice. From wearing the same t-shirts you’ve had since I was in elementary school so I could buy the new clothes I wanted, to not going out with your friends so you could come to my shows, you never made a decision without your family at the forefront of your mind. If there is one quality you have that I look up to you for the most, it’s your ability to completely put your needs aside and focus entirely on the wants of others.

Thank you for being the voice in the back of my head that shows me wrong from right.

Even though many of your dad-isms like “always wear a seatbelt” easily get old, whenever I’m in a situation and can’t decide if what I’m doing is right or wrong, I always can hear you in the back of my head pointing me in the right direction. While I may not boost your ego often enough by telling you you’re always right, you are.

Thank you for being real with me when nobody else will.

Being your child hasn’t always been full of happiness and encouragement, but that’s what makes you such an integral part of my life. Rather than sugarcoating things and always telling me I was the perfect child, you called me out when I was wrong. But what separates you from other dads is that instead of just knocking me down, you helped me improve. You helped me figure out my faults and stood by me every step of the way as I worked to fix them.

Most of all, thank you for showing me what a great man looks like.

I know that marriage may seem very far down the road, but I just want you to know that whoever the guy I marry is, I know he’ll be right because I have an amazing guy to compare him to. I know you’re not perfect (nobody is), but you’ve raised me in a such a way that I couldn’t imagine my kids being raised any differently. Finding a guy with your heart, drive, and generosity will be tough, but I know it will be worth it.


Dad, you’re more than just my parent, but my best friend. You’re there for me like nobody else is and I couldn’t imagine being where I am now without you.

Love you forever,

Your little girl

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What Do You Do When Tragedy Strikes Your Former Home?

In my desperate attempt to figure this out, I'm writing about it.

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On November 8th, I woke up with a voicemail from my mom. It went a little like this,

"Hey, it's Momma. I'm sorry it's really early your time, but I wanted to have you hear from me before you got the news on. There was a mass shooting in Thousand Oaks last night at a country bar about ten minutes from where our house was in Moorpark. There are 12 people dead, the shooter is dead, and a cop. It was college night at the bar, so anyone over 18 could go in. There were students from multiple colleges there, that's all they know so far. It's just horrible." And so on. I made it about halfway through the voicemail before I pulled out my laptop.

A thousand thoughts ran through my mind. This is what is referred to as one of the safest towns in America. This town was a short drive away from my home in Moorpark. These people are mostly my age. Then, the worst one occurred to me. What if when they display the victims' pictures, I recognize a face?

According to USAToday, the Thousand Oaks shooting is the 307th shooting on the 311th day of 2018. Are we supposed to allow ourselves to be desensitized to this gun violence? I sure hope not. I'll save you the agony of listening to how the rest of my day went. Long story short, I watched the news and cried more than I'd like to admit.

As the day carried on, I watched the pictures come up on my computer screen. I scrolled through social media and looked at my friend's posts of their friends being safe. Somehow, that did not calm me down. I watched the victim's faces pop up one by one on my laptop, and I listened to the stories.

All country music lovers, all college students, all heroes who helped save the lives of others before they lost their own. It was not until Friday that I realized I did recognize one of the faces. I logged onto my Facebook to get rid of a notification, and there it was. A picture of my childhood swim coaches, and Noel Sparks. Now, I understand that it's been years, but that doesn't make it any better. Each victim of the shooting had so much more life to be lived, and my heart breaks for each one of them. I send all of my love to the family, friends, and everyone affected by the Borderline shooting.

Not even a day later, there was news of a fire that is rapidly spreading. According to CBS News, The Woolsey fire has burned 98,362 acres of land and is only about 57% contained. While this fire has only 3 confirmed fatalities, the second fire that is burning in California has taken the lives of 56 people and burned 140,000 acres of land. I can spit out as many facts as my fingers can research, but it doesn't change the fact that my heart aches for my former home. When all of this tragedy happens and I'm 1,835 miles away, I have never felt so helpless. I donated to the victim's families, but I have not found a way to make sense of this in my mind. Why do these things happen? There's no concrete answer to this question, so am I going to wonder it forever?

If you would like to find a place to donate to the Borderline victims' families, click here. If you would like to find a place to donate to the victims' of the fires, click here.

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