During second semester, I decided to take my first class at eight in the morning. To make matters worse, the class was a psychology class, which meant that I actually had to pay close attention. To my surprise, though, the class turned out to be enjoyable and fascinating thanks to my wonderful teacher. She began each class with a short clip from The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, and although I am a huge Seth Meyers fan, I quickly fell in love. Here are 20 of Jimmy Fallon's best Thank You Notes:
- Thank you, peer pressure, for being totally not cool. Unless my friends think it’s cool, then it’s pretty cool I guess.
- Thank you, emails that say, “You have successfully unsubscribed from these emails,” for completely missing the point.
- Thank you, people who say the phrase, “I really shouldn’t,” for letting me know you’re about to eat a lot of my fries.
- Thank you, clapping, for being high fives that you keep to yourself
- Thank you, movie trailers, for always alerting me that the film I’m about to watch takes place “in a world…"
- Thank you, confetti, for being the most fun and colorful way to litter.
- Thank you, the 10 day weather forecast. Or as I call you, the two day weather forecast and the eight days of made up bullshizzz.
- Thank you, chewing gum, for letting my mouth have all the fun while my stomach is like, “Hey man, what gives?”
- Thank you, peaches, for being the only fruit
with a fuzzy butt.
- Thank you, headphones, for making people leave me alone, even if you are just plugged into a candy bar in my pocket.
- Thank you, people who reply to an
email with the word "Thanks" spelled “thx,” for getting tired of showing your
gratitude after two letters… You’re welcs!
- Thank you, bread bowls, for allowing Americans to finish eating food, and then… Hey, look! More food!
- Thank you, people who say “Have a safe flight!”, for basically saying, “Hope you don’t die!".
- Thank you, drinking a Gatorade at 9 a.m., for being the universal sign for saying, “Holy crap, I am hungover."
- Thank you, question marks, for
sometimes making me sound like an idiot?
