30 Jersey Shore Quotes You Didn't Know You Needed, But Do
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30 Jersey Shore Quotes You Didn't Know You Needed, But Do

Long live the fist pump.

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30 Jersey Shore Quotes You Didn't Know You Needed, But Do
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Many think that Jersey Shore is a trashy, raunchy and downright vulgar show. Honestly, you're right. Jersey Shore may be all of those things but there are some truly iconic quotes from that show that should never die. With all that said, here are the best quotes from Jersey Shore.

1. "CABS ARE HERE"

2. "On the beach, I had, like, a piece of lint in my hair and Vinny went and took it out, and it was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me"

3. "Jenni, you forgot your shirt"

4. "Being called "Angelina" is like, one of the worst things you can be called"

5. "You're the worst argument person ever"

6. "Ronnie kind of has a temper"

8."It's like a war zone out here. All grenades"

9. "Shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster"

10. "I'm not trashy, unless I drink too much"

11. "My only rule: Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore. Never ever. Ever. Ever"

12. "Let's get filthy, creepy, and weird"

13. "Rahn stap"

14. "It's T-shirt tiiiime"

15. "Fist pump, push-ups, chapstick"

16. "Yeaaaaaah, buddy!"

17. "I'm tanorexic, bro"

18. "Where's the beach?"

19. "Um, hello?"

20. "One shot, bro. That's all it took"

21. "I don't have time for stupid bimbos"

22. "MVP"

23. "TEAM MEATBALL"

24. "I'm hungover, I'm not having a good time"

25. "Aw yeah, wake up yeah"

26. "The Ron-Ron Juice is the sh*t that gets the night going"

27. "GTL"

28. "You gotta stay fresh to death"

29. "I just heard that you guys were mad at me, but I didn't do anything. So I'm mad at you for being mad at me for no reason. Pissed!"

30. "Party's here"

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