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Countdown to 'Jerzdays' As Told By The Cast Of Jersey Shore

"Let's get wastey-pants."

Juliarose Genuardi
Mar 27, 2018
West Chester University
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Countdown to 'Jerzdays' As Told By The Cast Of Jersey Shore
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When the news broke that Jersey Shore was launching a new series on MTV, tanning memberships, cab sales and club ratings immediately skyrocketed. Whether or not the jersey shore can take another beating by Dj Paulie D, Ronnie, The Situation, Deena, Jwow and Snooki is debatable.

But, the world doesn't care if the shore burns down after this season. Here's how we will be counting down the days until the launch of Jersey Shore's "Family Vacation."

Friday

After binge-watching Jersey Shore in preparation for the premiere next week, it's only fitting to take Snooki's advice and to keep it classy... and NOT get too drunk tonight.

Saturday


With the weekend half gone, there is no time to waste... So we'll get back to binge-watching old Jersey Shore episodes tomorrow. Right now, we need a beer.

Sunday

Running away from this week like Snooki running from her friends towards the beach.

Monday

Swinging into Monday like JWoww's arm swung when she slapped Mike. The only thing getting you through this week is the Jersey Shore themed party you're having Thursday... and you're totally okay with that.

Tuesday

This week sucks, we're bored, and we're freaking horny. Can the new Jersey Shore episodes just come out a few days early? Please?

SEE ALSO: 19 Things to Expect On Jersey Shore's "Family Vacation"

Wednesday


THIS WEEK STILL SUCKS. BUT ONE MORE DAY UNTIL WE ARE HAPPY AGAIN.

Thursday


The day has come for the legacy of the Jersey Shore to continue. Let's drink.

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