Rejoice one and all, because it feels like 2009 all over again. Back by popular demand, MTV's smash hit, "Jersey Shore," will be returning to television sets all across the country on April 5th in Miami Beach, Florida. It's been a while since we've last seen the rambunctious clan, as the original series' final episode aired in December of 2012.
Since then, these beloved cast member's lives have changed quite a bit. Both Snooki and Jenni are married with two kids of their own. Deena just got married as well, while Mike has recently rekindled a relationship with an old lover from college. Yeah, Mike went to college? I was shocked as well.
Unfortunately, Sam and Ron are no longer together, and are in two separate serious relationships of their own where they claim to truly be in love with their other spouses. Sam is the only former castmate not returning to the show's revival, and her reasoning is said to be due in part to that ended relationship with Ronnie.
So, with such dramatic, yet mature, changes being made in the cast member's lives, what are we definitely expected to see from this season?
1. Vinny and Paulie's "bromance."
2. The duck phone.
3. The "Meatballs" dynamic.
4. Deena falling.
5. Snooki trying to squeeze her body into small places.
6. Mike crying.
7. Someone bringing up their Italian heritage.
8. Paulie saying his trademark phrase.
9. Something crazy happening at a bar.
10. Snooki falling.
11. Ronnie and his drunk face.
12. A creepy stalker coming out of the woodwork.
13. "Crocodilly?"
14. Sunday Dinner.
15. Some gym, tan, and laundry sessions of course.
16. An "M.V.P." chant before the start of a night.
17. Neglecting responsibilities.
