Thoughtless behavior is spared by the favor of the oldest excuse in the book

It still doesn’t stop us from using or falsely accusing the ones we forsook

It was never my intention to hurt you, I wish we could just get along

but before we part ways and say everything’s okay guess my intentions for writing this song

It was never my intention to give you a black eye, I just swung and didn’t miss

It was never my intention to get drunk and high then crawl into your bed a piss

It was never my intention to tell you my intentions so really I’m bullshitting you

So just say it’s okay, and we'll go our separate ways until I do a thing I didn’t intend to

I never meant to offend, didn’t plan or intend did you think that was really enough

That’s the thing you don’t think, if you did then I wouldn’t be sitting here calling your bluff

No more apologies please, not my faults, there’s no room for any alternative facts Just go and sit in time out, take a look at yourself then maybe you’ll clean up your act

It was never my intention to go drinking and driving and kill a pedestrian

Or disinvite you from my party, it was all girls I’m really sorry but I thought you were lesbian

It was never my intention to make you mad but now I’m just trying to please you

So just say it’s okay, and we'll go our separate ways until I do a thing I didn’t intend to

On trial for murder, you say that you warned 'em, it was never your intention to shoot, but deep down you realize that he was twice your size and that you’re probably racist too….give it up the intentions were true.

It was never my intention stole your banking information, I kind of just figured it out

It was never my intention to speed up and catch my exit and cut you off in the round about

It was never my intention to find out my real intentions but I think I can fool you

So just say it’s okay and we’ll go our separate ways until I do a thing I didn’t intend to