As the new school year rolls around, we all have new classes and with new classes comes new classmates, half of which you've never seen in your entire life and will probably never see again once the class ends at the end of the semester.

One thing we all hate (at least almost every one) is having to stand up, state your name, major, and a "fun" fact about yourself. With that being said, here are 23 things I'd rather do.

1. Use bleach as eyedrops

2. Eat nothing but roadkill for the rest of my life

3. Continuously have the hiccups forever

4. Never be able to whisper again

5. Listen to JoJo Siwa on a continuous loop

6. Have hot sauce as saliva

7. Wear a body paint suit to a job interview

8. Stick my hand in a lion's cage

9. Wear wet socks for the rest of my life

10. Lose all of my money and valuables

11. Go to jail for 4 years for something I didn't do

12. Only wash my hair once a year

13. Bite my tongue every time I eat

14. Have fingers as long as my legs

15. Always feel like I have to sneeze

16. Have to say everything I think out loud

17. Use sandpaper as toilet paper

18. Be sticky for the rest of my life

19. Read the terms and conditions every day forever

20. Know when I'm going to die

21. Always have to tell the truth

22. Plunge my entire body in a bathtub filled with spiders

23. Step on nothing but legos

I also don't have a fun fact about myself, sorry.