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Interviewing My Dog

Here's what I would ask if my four-legged friend spoke English.

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Interviewing My Dog
Catherine Moran

Ever wondered if your pooch could speak English and what you'd want to ask your favorite your legged friend? Here's what I would want to know from my shelter mutt, Sammy.

  1. What does my red hair look like to you?
  2. What is your favorite scent?
  3. When you choose a place to do your business, what are the criteria? Why that tree and not the other one?
  4. Do you really love me or are you just in this for the treats?
  5. Do you sleep the entire night? Do you wander around the house?
  6. If you could get away with one thing that you would usually get put in the doghouse for, what would it be?
  7. Why do you hate being in or near any form of water?
  8. Do you have siblings? Are they as cute as you?
  9. Do you remember your dreams?
  10. What is it about stinky feet and shoes that you love so much?
  11. Biggest fear?
  12. If you had to choose, which enemy would you friend: the squirrel, the mailman or the dog down the block?
  13. If you could spend the rest of your life anywhere, where would it be and why?
  14. If you could change your name, what would you want it to be?
  15. Biggest pet peeve?


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