What do Paris Hilton, Svetlana from The Real World: Key West, Y2K, diaries, the Burn Book, Suze Orman, Hamilton cast, Twitter mentions, and ‘Trapped In The Closet’ have in common?

They are all included in the Inauguration week Trav-isms©.

Golden Showers, Hookers, and Cash: The Latest ‘Swamp Additions’

No, I am not talking about some steamy porno on HBO, Showtime, or Cinemax at 2 a.m. This is (yet another) disturbing revelation in the disaster called the Trump soon-to-be Presidency.

Recently, BuzzFeed leaked a ‘salacious dossier’ on the PEOTUS containing sensitive, confidential information on him via Russia. At first, the claims in the aforementioned dossier amounted to innocuous minutia the likes of which Regina George and ‘the plastics’ from Mean Girls would gossip about, such as calling the PEOTUS a ‘germaphobe.’ Donald Trump very aggressively defended that he shared the same phobia that Howie Mandel has: Germaphobia. Nothing TOO severe, right?

Welp, not enough to send the Cheetos mascot into ANOTHER angry tirade (read: it was severe) to the popular news site, citing it as ‘fake news’ and ‘something Nazi Germany would do.’

And Hitler would have had them gassed out, along with the six million Jewish people.

With all the talk of hacking going on, you’d think we’d need to have shut off our computers PRIOR TO 2016!

There’s more, though. The 35-page dossier contained allegations of sexual soliciting of Russian prostitutes. Automatically, you think back to the ‘grab them by the pussy’ comments that landed Trump in hot water last October. This time, there was LOTS of hot water, this in the form of Golden Showers given to Trump by two Russian prostitutes back in 2013. Russia obviously had something on Trump, lest these women of ‘entertainment’ wouldn’t have given him the R. Kelly treatment. Trump was seen as very easily manipulated.

House of Cards: The Trump Empire

Christ, somebody enroll this guy in The Money Class or force him to listen to Dave Ramsey on a loop. Trump’s OWN SON admits that his father’s deeply in debt with Russia, and that leads us to believe: is this running for President simply to avoid bankruptcy, and get on good terms with Russia?

It’s on record that Trump doesn’t pay his bills, and virtually EVERY BANK in the United States will not lend to him based on his credit history (wonder what his credit score is). So, why is Bernie Madoff on Steroids getting FURTHER into debt by getting loans from OVERSEAS BANKS?

Simple, really. It’s so that the governments from these banks Trump has loans from can buy influence in our government. They know he will not pay them back, so this is his way of repaying the debt.

At our expense. What else could explain him losing the popular vote by AT LEAST 2.5 million votes, going through the motions of a campaign, and pretending that this is all a video game?

Not releasing his tax returns, like the previous 44 other presidents do, just adds more to the suspicions on what he’s really hiding.

I’d prefer a third term of George W. Bush over one minute of Trump.