I, Andith the Great am sad to report that my knight in gold-plated armor (Don't judge me I'm not Bill Gates) has fallen ill, Sir Sasaish Kos of Renoth. She has fallen ill with an addiction to fun dip. Sadly, she will have to undergo extreme electroshock therapy to fix her addiction. Please don't invade our great kingdom until she is fully healed.
A message from Sasaish reads, "I'm going to continue my addiction you dillholes."
XOXO, Andith.