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11 Obvious Things That The 'b' in IHOb Should Have Stood For Instead Of 'Burgers'

Who the heck thinks of a burger when they think of IHOP?

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11 Obvious Things That The 'b' in IHOb Should Have Stood For Instead Of 'Burgers'

The devastating news of IHOP changing their name to IHOb was announced earlier this month, and recently they announced that the 'b' stands for 'burgers.' If you ask me this was a horrible decision. Who the heck thinks of a burger when they think of IHOP? I refuse to call it IHOb, so I have compiled a list of many better names that they should have chosen.

1. Breakfast

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International House of Breakfast. This name was literally right there for them to take advantage of, and yet they went with burgers.

2. Brunch

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International House of Brunch. EVERYBODY LOVES BRUNCH! It was right there for them.

3. Bacon

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International House of Bacon. A necessity to any good breakfast, bacon.

4. Bagels

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International House of Bagels. Need a quick fulfilling breakfast? Grab a bagel and you're good to go.

5. Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica

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International House of Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica. IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! Seriously, this would have drawn them a huge crowd.

6. Bananas

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International House of Bananas. I don't even like bananas that much, but this would have made so much more sense than burgers.

7. Burritos

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International House of Burritos. Not something they are known, for but they aren't known for burgers either but here we are. At least with burritos, they could have done solely breakfast burritos and it could have been a hit.

8. Bear Claws

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International House of Bear Claws. I personally never had a bear claw, but I have great things, and it would have fit much better with their breakfast situation.

9. Boiled Eggs

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International House of Boiled Eggs. I also don't like eggs that much, but this still would have made more sense than burgers.

10. Biscuits

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International House of Biscuits. Every meal is better with a good biscuit on the side.

11. Beignets

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International House of Beignets. Imagine if Cafe du Monde was global, this is what it'd be like, and personally, I'd go every day for some sweet beignets.

12. Betrayal

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International House of Betrayal. Honestly, how I have felt since the release of their new name.

Thanks for nothing IHOb. You have thoroughly dissappointed me.

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