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If Zodiac Signs Were Characters From 'The Office'

Your Dunder-Mifflin spirit animal is out there.

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If Zodiac Signs Were Characters From 'The Office'
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Where do the stars align with "The Office?" Who is your true spirit animal?

Aquarius- Ryan Howard

January 20th-February 18th

If you are creatively spewing your original ideas, there's a good chance you are a bit like a Ryan. You are also fiercely independent, yet uncompromising and a bit emotionally disconnected. You'll always end up with a sassy socialite like a Gemini.

Pisces- Pam Beasly

February 19th-March 20th

Your artistic talents can't be hidden, you little Pam! Your gentle nature makes you easy to get along with, and your ability to trust others makes you a great asset to the workplace. If only you could control that desire to flee to art school just to escape the reality around you...

Aries- Darryl Philbin

March 21st-April 19th

Your consistent confidence and honesty makes you a great asset to the workplace. You are likely to take on leadership roles and like a physical challenge.

Taurus- Phyllis Vance

April 20th-May 20th

As an all around lovable character, you add a great benefit to the workplace. Your stability keeps everyone around you grounded. Be warned, when crossed, you are stubborn and trust is hard to give back. Keep rocking, craft queen.

Gemini- Kelly Kapoor

May 21st-June 20th

Everyone is bound to come to you for a good dose of celeb gossip or hot new dieting tips. You're a social butterfly with a big, affectionate heart. You have a tendency to get deep into thought, and often become restless because of it.

Cancer- Stanley Hudson

June 21st-July 22nd

As a family-oriented homebody, you don't always have work on your mind. But how can anyone NOT be thinking about pretzel day? You have a tendency to get a little pessimistic, but it definitely brings the people around you back to reality sometimes. Beware of your own suspicion, not everything is bad!

Leo- Andy Bernard

July 23rd-August 22nd

You are posh and are almost never out of tune. You pride yourself on exclusivity and your top-notch education. Take some time to steer all of that passion out of yourself, your big heart can be used for great things.

Virgo- Angela Martin

August 23rd-September 22nd

Small, shy, and analytical? You are just like Angela. Your heart may often be closed off to the outside world, but the love you have is always shown to animals. Your party-planning skills are top notch, thanks to a great ability to pay attention to detail. Asking for help will actually be useful to you sometimes, don't be afraid to ask for it!

Libra- Jim Halpert

September 23rd-October 22nd

As an intellectual socialite, you're often keeping the peace between the people around you. You are fair and cooperative. Take time to spice things up with a good prank every once in a while, you'll enjoy it!

Scorpio- Dwight Schrute

October 23rd-November 21st

Resourceful and brave, you truly do make a great Assistant to the Regional Manager. You're a great friend, but you hate being questioned. You prefer a little bit of mystery, and never hesitate to share how you feel about the situation at hand.

Sagittarius- Michael Scott

November 22nd-December 21st

As an easy-going individual, your love of fun will often make you a bit of a class clown. Your tendency to spit out whatever is on your mind makes you seem a bit tactless at times, but your loyalty and large heart will always win over a crowd (or an office).

Capricorn- Oscar Martinez

December 22nd-January 19th

With a great sense of fashion and a great set of manners, you are a trusted employee. You are often rigid, but you thrive in a routine-based environment. You have a sassy side and are incredibly smart. Your patience is a gift from up above.

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