If you give a girl a dorm room, she will want a color scheme to go with it. And if you give her a color scheme, she will want a nice bed quilt too. Once you give her the bed quilt, she will want to go out, and buy throw pillows. Once she buys the throw pillows, she will want curtains to match. When she gets her curtains, she will want pictures to hang on the wall. When she is done decorating everything, she will want a roommate to go with it. When you give her a roommate, she will want late night talks, and the sister she never had. Once she gets that, she will want to join a sorority. When she finds the sorority she loves, she will want nothing else, and she will want to talk about them all the time. After she talks about them all the time, she will want lots of t-shirts to go with it. And once she gets the letters, she will want the pictures to go in her dorm room.
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