Chipotle: The It Girl.
You originally thought everyone's obsession with her was just a phase, but you were sadly mistaken. When Chipotle first came to town, everyone flocked to her. All the girls wanted to be her BFF, and every single one of your guy friends was super intrigued by her. Of course, she landed a spot in a top-tier house as soon as she stepped foot on campus, and everyone knew her name by the end of syllabus week. But instead of slowly blending into the crowd, she just became more and more popular. She continually has dudes lining up for her, no matter how many other guys have already dated her. She claims to be “all natural” and genuine, but somehow that just doesn’t sit well with you. There are honestly probably nicer and cooler girls out there, but somehow you still find yourself wanting to hang out with her every day.
Moe's: The Replaced Girl.
She was everyone's favorite chick until Chipotle moved into town. In her glory days, Moe's was the prettiest girl on campus, and she was definitely the queen bee. But when Chipotle joined her sorority, almost half of Moe's friends started hanging out with Chipotle, and a lot of guys forgot about her. She isn't too upset though, because everyone knows she makes the best queso on the planet (which Chipotle could never do). She still has a small but really close-knit group of friends who will always stick by her side, and you're weirdly jealous of her ability to be content with that.
McDonald’s: The Bad Influence.
She's the girl who you always call when you want to go out. She can be found at the bar almost every night, and she's always down for a good time. Even though she's really fun, she always manages to get super sloppy, and she ends up making a total fool of herself. McDonald’s always convinces you to do things you probably wouldn’t do otherwise — like that one night she said you would have major FOMO if you didn't go to that fraternity mixer the night before your huge exam — and you always end up regretting your crazy nights with her.
Taco Bell: Stuck in the Past.
Taco Bell definitely peaked in high school. She knew where all the cool parties were and she was friends with a bunch of seniors when you guys were freshmen. Taco Bell, unfortunately, partied a little too hard and never really planned on going to college. You see her on your Snapchat story feed with the same people from high school, and you're so glad you moved on. She was always kind of fake, and a lot of people called her a poser. There's a rumor floating around that she stole Chipotle's “Quesarito” idea, but Chipotle doesn't really seem to care because she's way above that now.
Tropical Smoothie: The Assumed Health Freak.
Her hobbies include hot yoga, laying out on the beach, and going to the gym (three times a day). Everyone thinks she's really healthy, but you know that she's actually kind of a fake. You always see Snapchat selfies of her at the gym, but you know that you burn more calories on the treadmill than she does in downward dog. A lot of guys like her because she “lifts,” but you're pretty sure all the sugar in her smoothies have gone to her head.
Dominos: Everyone's Secret Love.
No one wants to actually admit it, but there isn't a single person who doesn't like her. She's super fun to go out with, and you always end up having a great night with her, but she doesn't really have that many close friends. She's gone on a lot of dates with cute guys, but they always end up finding a girl who's just a tad more upscale. You kind of feel bad for her because she has always been there for you, but you just don't really care that much about her on a day-to-day basis.
Wawa: The Dream Girl.
Somehow, Wawa is genuine, super gorgeous, and smart — all at the same time! She has a ton of close friends, but she doesn't have a boyfriend because she says she has everything she could ever want. She makes the best sandwiches whenever you need them, and she is always there to lend an ear. She has helped you through countless breakups and has even taken care of you when you were sick. She is the definition of bae, and you can't even be jealous of her because you actually just want to be her.
